Woodnforst
@malt1234.bsky.social
Anonymous for work reasons.
Not a spy.
Not a spy.
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Burnham turning up to the Manchester mayoral office on Monday:
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is asking the man what quit who quit .
Alt: George Constanza saying "What quit? Who quit?"
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Burnham turning up to the Manchester mayoral office on Monday:
Very true. Had never occurred to me.
The size of a book, in of itself, is a kind of spoiler. You know when the story is about to end.
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Very true. Had never occurred to me.
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
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In hindsight Sir John realised 'sugartits' was not the correct formal address to the mother of the monarch.
No 10 issued apology over John Major's birthday message to Queen Mother
No 10 issued apology over John Major's birthday message to Queen Mother
John Major's Downing Street sent a grovelling apology after the prime minister birthday telegram to the Queen Mother was addressed in an "improper manner", newly-released government documents show.
news.sky.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In hindsight Sir John realised 'sugartits' was not the correct formal address to the mother of the monarch.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, when we examine a hugely popular album and tell you that it is, in fact, that good. We're pleased to report that The Dark Side of the Moon is also just as good as you've always heard it is, maybe even better. #MusicSky discordpod.com/listen/169-p...
169: Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon (1973) — Discord & Rhyme: An Album Podcast
It feels like there shouldn't be anything left to say about The Dark Side of the Moon . It's one of the best-selling albums of all time, and it's consistently rated as one of the greatest albums of a...
discordpod.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year, when we examine a hugely popular album and tell you that it is, in fact, that good. We're pleased to report that The Dark Side of the Moon is also just as good as you've always heard it is, maybe even better. #MusicSky discordpod.com/listen/169-p...
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
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Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
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Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea
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When Michael Foot and his wife were alive, I remember a friend of theirs wondering whether it was correct to say that he was inviting the Feet around for dinner.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
When Michael Foot and his wife were alive, I remember a friend of theirs wondering whether it was correct to say that he was inviting the Feet around for dinner.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Keep seeing this photo out of the corner of my eye and thinking the pub landlord has won an election
🔺 LIVE: Labour loses in Welsh heartlands as Plaid Cymru hands the party its first defeat in Caerphilly for 100 years. Despite earlier polling, Reform’s candidate lost by 4,000 votes ⬇️
Caerphilly by-election results live: Plaid Cymru wins Senedd seat
Labour has suffered its first defeat in the area for 100 years with 11 per cent of the vote. Despite earlier polling, Reform’s candidate lost by 4,000 votes
www.thetimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Keep seeing this photo out of the corner of my eye and thinking the pub landlord has won an election
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I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".
November 13, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".
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Who remembers when Geoffrey drank Zippy's piss?
August 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Who remembers when Geoffrey drank Zippy's piss?
Say what you like about the Salt Path scandal, but it would make a great book. Possibly a film too.
July 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Say what you like about the Salt Path scandal, but it would make a great book. Possibly a film too.
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Neil Kinnock, Sheffield, 1992:
June 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Neil Kinnock, Sheffield, 1992:
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This may be the greatest ever chart in the history of public opinion studies.
April 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This may be the greatest ever chart in the history of public opinion studies.
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'What is the Tariff? 104% for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??'
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
'What is the Tariff? 104% for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??'
Galaxians
A Camber Sands holiday park c1980/1
A Camber Sands holiday park c1980/1
March 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Galaxians
A Camber Sands holiday park c1980/1
A Camber Sands holiday park c1980/1
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If you texted war plans to my mum, she'd just reply with 'ok x'
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you texted war plans to my mum, she'd just reply with 'ok x'
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"£1 a ticket or £5 for the whole roll, first prize is a trip to Centre Parcs"
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"£1 a ticket or £5 for the whole roll, first prize is a trip to Centre Parcs"
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A number of prominent UK Conservatives' statements about Donald Trump resemble one of those news stories that begins with a magazine feature about a new age mystic who believes he can talk to bears and ends with a newspaper article about a new age mystic being mauled to death by bears.
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A number of prominent UK Conservatives' statements about Donald Trump resemble one of those news stories that begins with a magazine feature about a new age mystic who believes he can talk to bears and ends with a newspaper article about a new age mystic being mauled to death by bears.
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI