Bugs Mathis
@maneatscereal.bsky.social
Mediocre attorney. Vegetarian who misses tuna sandwiches. Talks back to the TV.
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Bugs Mathis
@maneatscereal.bsky.social
· Mar 19
You’d be in a pissy mood too if you just found out that two of your skin tags were MAGA.
We use the word “protein” way too much, guys.
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We use the word “protein” way too much, guys.
Gonna cosplay as someone living in a normal country.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Gonna cosplay as someone living in a normal country.
Not every outrageous act of Trump's is a distraction, but we sure did forget about the ACA subsidies and January 6 this week, as if by magic.
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Not every outrageous act of Trump's is a distraction, but we sure did forget about the ACA subsidies and January 6 this week, as if by magic.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand
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Decided to watch the new CBS Evening News with Tony Dokouple.
The framing of the questions, the editorial bent, yeah, it’s a different experience. A “Trump’s actions rock!” bent.
Fuck it and fuck CBS News now.
The framing of the questions, the editorial bent, yeah, it’s a different experience. A “Trump’s actions rock!” bent.
Fuck it and fuck CBS News now.
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Decided to watch the new CBS Evening News with Tony Dokouple.
The framing of the questions, the editorial bent, yeah, it’s a different experience. A “Trump’s actions rock!” bent.
Fuck it and fuck CBS News now.
The framing of the questions, the editorial bent, yeah, it’s a different experience. A “Trump’s actions rock!” bent.
Fuck it and fuck CBS News now.
Oh for fuck’s sake
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake
Does the rest of the world regard us (along with Israel and Russia) as the Axis of Evil?
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Does the rest of the world regard us (along with Israel and Russia) as the Axis of Evil?
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Legally speaking, January 1st counts as a Monday.
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Legally speaking, January 1st counts as a Monday.
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The hateful or nihilistic people that voted for Trump are lost to the left and you will not win them over by appealing to them. Maybe the lesson is to appeal more to the people who WANT the policies that Democrats supposedly already have
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The hateful or nihilistic people that voted for Trump are lost to the left and you will not win them over by appealing to them. Maybe the lesson is to appeal more to the people who WANT the policies that Democrats supposedly already have
I’m watching “The Towering Inferno” (1974) for the first time since it came out.
Richard Chamberlain sure gives off Jared Kushner vibes in this.
So weird to see a dramatic confrontation between Steve McQueen and….OJ Simpson!
The entire movie plays like the darkest episode of “Love Boat” ever.
Richard Chamberlain sure gives off Jared Kushner vibes in this.
So weird to see a dramatic confrontation between Steve McQueen and….OJ Simpson!
The entire movie plays like the darkest episode of “Love Boat” ever.
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m watching “The Towering Inferno” (1974) for the first time since it came out.
Richard Chamberlain sure gives off Jared Kushner vibes in this.
So weird to see a dramatic confrontation between Steve McQueen and….OJ Simpson!
The entire movie plays like the darkest episode of “Love Boat” ever.
Richard Chamberlain sure gives off Jared Kushner vibes in this.
So weird to see a dramatic confrontation between Steve McQueen and….OJ Simpson!
The entire movie plays like the darkest episode of “Love Boat” ever.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
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the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
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🚨 ROUND TWO STARTS NOW 🚨
We’re down to the final 16 contestants as you decide who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-round...
We’re down to the final 16 contestants as you decide who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-round...
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🚨 ROUND TWO STARTS NOW 🚨
We’re down to the final 16 contestants as you decide who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-round...
We’re down to the final 16 contestants as you decide who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit25-round...
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
I challenged myself to watch a British thriller today (“Black Bag”, 2025) with out closed-captioning, and I had no idea what was going on.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I challenged myself to watch a British thriller today (“Black Bag”, 2025) with out closed-captioning, and I had no idea what was going on.
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when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
Oh, well, it would have to be watching John Waters' "Pink Flamingos". The ending scene (if you know you know) caused me to gag and heave the entire way out of the theater.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh, well, it would have to be watching John Waters' "Pink Flamingos". The ending scene (if you know you know) caused me to gag and heave the entire way out of the theater.
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James Talarico: Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? I’m all for success, but this is not success. This is hoarding. The reason poverty still exists in the wealthiest country in history is not because we can’t feed the poor. It’s because we can’t satisfy the rich
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
James Talarico: Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? I’m all for success, but this is not success. This is hoarding. The reason poverty still exists in the wealthiest country in history is not because we can’t feed the poor. It’s because we can’t satisfy the rich
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The EU just decided to indefinitely immobilise Russian assets.
This ensures that up to €210 billion in Russian funds stay on EU soil, unless Russia fully pays reparations to Ukraine for the damage it has caused. (1/2)
This ensures that up to €210 billion in Russian funds stay on EU soil, unless Russia fully pays reparations to Ukraine for the damage it has caused. (1/2)
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The EU just decided to indefinitely immobilise Russian assets.
This ensures that up to €210 billion in Russian funds stay on EU soil, unless Russia fully pays reparations to Ukraine for the damage it has caused. (1/2)
This ensures that up to €210 billion in Russian funds stay on EU soil, unless Russia fully pays reparations to Ukraine for the damage it has caused. (1/2)
It's crazy how one can't get through a single day without being appalled by this administration.
Leaked files ‘show US wants to persuade four nations to leave EU’
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy www.thetimes.com/us/american-...
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy www.thetimes.com/us/american-...
Leaked files ‘show US wants to persuade four nations to leave EU’
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy
www.thetimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's crazy how one can't get through a single day without being appalled by this administration.