Honestly, I’m stuck here. But maybe that’s enough.

begging you to read the alt text on these lmao

Babe wake up there’s a suit that runs over children then bursts into flames

Inspiring words from this NASA official

"It's a bad idea to keep Trump off the ballot because he might respond by leading his supporters in a violent insurrection" seems more a statement of the problem than anything else.

I'm sorry but this is approximately the funniest and stupidest thing I've ever read. Guy writes sequel to Lord of the Rings, publishes it on Amazon, then SUES AMAZON AND THE TOLKIEN ESTATE, claiming that the Rings of Power series was infringing on his copyright.

www.theguardian.com/books/2023/d...

Saw this version of the final Calvin & Hobbes online today and… if you can’t tell what’s wrong with it, that’s a shame. But adding shade to the white wrecks the thing. Modern repro keeps doing this: colourising strips at a greater level of “sophistication” than originally printed, and wrecking them.

in the second Jurassic Park, the bad guy team has an annoying paleontologist with them who is obviously a parody of actual paleontologist Robert Bakker, it’s amazing and only real dinosaur heads know

The Telegraph has done a glowing piece on how anti-LTN activists are spending their days voluntarily stopping drivers inadvertently driving through LTNs. Which is… sort of the point? A triumph for everyone! www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12...

my retirement saving plan is simple, reliable and effective. step one: locate the shipwreck of the dastardly pirate captain Red Rackham and recover the gold bullion within using an orca-shaped personal submersible vehicle

christ Belgians don't help themselves

Hand carved agate cat with diamond eyes AKA forbidden cola gummy. Ca. 1900. www.christies.com/lot/lot-6340...

GUY WHO PICKS KETTLES FOR HOTEL ROOMS: “I fuckin love how loud it is. Do you have any models that take longer to boil though”

Saw a YouTube critic complaining that he figured out whodunit half an hour into Killers of the Flower Moon and everything else was superfluous and it was like man, you’re not who this movie is for but you’re definitely who it’s about

Cabin crew: Is there a Dr on board?

Me: I am a Dr

Cabin crew: Thank God. We have a question about the 18th century textile trade in Northern Africa

Me: Ah. I'm afraid my PhD is in the ceramics of Northern Europe, 1672 - 1701

One of the few areas I have done anything CLOSE to serious study in, as a historian, is how constant young men are about drawing spunking penises on every available surface.

It is the one thing I could publish papers or a book on. It is so common and everyone hates to admit it. But it fascinates me