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This team, man…. #Lions
a hand reaches for a glass of whiskey on a wooden table
ALT: a hand reaches for a glass of whiskey on a wooden table
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I hope someone’s going to cover the backlash the league is receiving from fans and SGs. The collective voices of fans deserved to be elevated and heard.
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When you know you’ve got your opponent lined up perfectly for your Level 3 Super Art.
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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In a city where I think soccer genuinely is the 2nd most popular sport after American football, this really takes some doing. It's hard to be as bad at running a soccer team as DC United has been under its current ownership.
D.C. United home attendance in 2025 fell 9.6 percent to 16,389, fourth worst in MLS. Lower attendance means lower ticket revenue. Hence, the decision to play the Miami match at high prices in Baltimore (capacity: 71,000).
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You'd think they get the focus groups out of the way *before* announcing all of the sweeping changes. #F1

www.nytimes.com/athletic/689... From ‘X-mode’ to ‘Corner Mode’ — F1 car systems terms simplified for new 2026 designs
From 'X-mode' to 'Corner Mode' — F1 car systems terms simplified for new 2026 designs
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#MLS makes it really hard to like #MLS.
🚨 Sources: All info on new divisions in MLS in future...

- 5 divisions, six teams each
- San Jose not with California teams
- D.C. United not with Northeast teams

Likely plan, but not 100% confirmed yet. Playoff proposals too

With @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Sources: MLS divisional revamp may split rivalries, blend conferences
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Game Time.

I don’t expect a win, but hope springs infernal, or something like that.

#GoLions
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Every 15 years or so a Michigan coach has to be fired in a really embarrassing way, it's their culture and you shouldn't mock it
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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oh hell yeah do I want to see Philip Rivers quarterbacking the Colts
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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i say it all the time but it is so comforting that this show has been exactly the same for 25 years lol
"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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If you give FIFA an extra $100 you can get the ad free version of the 2026 World Cup
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.

Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.

It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.

More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Seattle welcomes the Iran & Egypt teams to the Pride match; this seeming culture clash is pretty darn American, I think. All are welcome to be themselves in Seattle (and I get quoted in this piece from Jon Holmes). Remember all those "You must respect our culture" harpies re: Qatar? Well guess what
World Cup Pride Match in Seattle will feature… Egypt and Iran. Say what? - www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
McLaren’s efforts to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory didn’t work out.

Man, I hope Oscar gets out of McLaren at his first opportunity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
McLaren double stack incoming? 👀
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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When this F1 season is over, they should give Lewis Hamilton a hammer, a blowtorch, and three uninterrupted hours with that 2025 Ferrari car
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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That England 1-1 draw with Panama is going to be glorious
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There’s no “looking” about it. Those are going to be some fun matches.
Group I is looking group of death-y with France, Senegal and Norway
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Whew. #Lions
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Oh man, this angle.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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For three turbulent seasons, Christian Benteke didn’t just lead the line for D.C. United — he carried the entire attack on his back. Goals, grit, and professionalism in the club’s darkest stretch. An era ends.
Washington’s Atlas: How Christian Benteke Carried DC United’s Attack
For years now, watching D.C. United has felt less like watching a competitive soccer team and more like a test of endurance; season after season of rebuilds, tactical resets, and unfinished visions. And at the center of it all stood one unmistakable figure, shoulders squared beneath the weight of an entire attack: Christian Benteke. Like the Atlas of myth, Benteke did not simply lead DC United’s attack, he held it up.
thedistrictpress.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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If you need another incentive to never shop at target, here is a particularly infuriating one
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Posted by DC United forward Christian Benteke, on his personal Instagram.

I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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2007 🤝 2025
Mclaren fumbles two drivers out of a championship
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So yeah, I figured the halftime show would be great but I didn’t realize how much Jack White and Eminem need to go ahead and put out a Hello Operator/Till I Collapse mashup.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM