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COYS 🤍 film, music, technology, fpl, a little politics
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Why are young Tory men angry, is it the lack of sex?

We asked virgin, and bald denial bellend, Simon Shit-Cunt in this exclusive interview.
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. He is not here: for he is woke.
April 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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"It's not as green as I thought it would be..."
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window
February 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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My Son's awesome new track, give it a listen and if you like it, give it a like on Soundcloud and share, he'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

soundcloud.com/harvey-sello...
Perform Fidelity
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January 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My Son's awesome new track, give it a listen and if you like it, give it a like on Soundcloud and share, he'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

soundcloud.com/harvey-sello...
Perform Fidelity
IG - _cellaire
soundcloud.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
December 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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I could get later train?
December 23, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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Probably less than balloon poppers at other clubs
December 23, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Skateboard
Goggles
Parcel Tape
Firework Rocket

PROCEED TO CHECKOUT
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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🟪🟨 dirty protest?
Mystery over 'poo-mageddon' attacks on Tottenham park

Someone has been repeatedly smearing excrement over play equipment at Downhills Park
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December 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Fraser Forster wonder save appreciation post.
December 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Word.
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

10/20
December 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Joint Statement: Award of 2034 men’s World Cup to Saudi Arabia risks lives & exposes FIFA’s empty human rights commitments.

Ronan Evain, Executive Director of Football Supporters Europe, said: "Today is a dark day for human rights and football as a whole." 1/3
December 11, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

9/20
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Whisper it quietly but Forster has been pretty good, actually. Fair play.
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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I’m sorry but posting ‘it’s a rebuild’ after every bad result is not the criticism-ending response you think it is. These persistent problems are not simply the result of transition, painful or otherwise. It’s not why we threw a two-goal home lead
December 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM