marol of the bells
@marolspinball.bsky.social
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RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
![The Muppet Christmas Carol. Gonzo as Charles Dickens (Narrator). Rizzo the Rat as himself (Co-narrator). Rizzo appears to be kissing Gonzo on his nose. The caption reads, “[RAT BOY KISS]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreih574eeazrs42wb34v7l72qx3uhnmigi6zon66nokml5m6i4uyegq@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
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the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
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If I was a billionaire I would never touch a smart phone much less *have awareness of Bluesky.* Bluesky is like a drug you don’t even find out about until you’ve tried all the ones Nancy Reagan said to stay away from. My man is in deep, there is no one else to blame here.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If I was a billionaire I would never touch a smart phone much less *have awareness of Bluesky.* Bluesky is like a drug you don’t even find out about until you’ve tried all the ones Nancy Reagan said to stay away from. My man is in deep, there is no one else to blame here.
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XxNecroPrancerxX: bro you like *blitzen* lmao
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
XxNecroPrancerxX: bro you like *blitzen* lmao
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I ended up giving my special radish to a girl in a brak t-shirt at Jewish dungeons and dragons day camp
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I ended up giving my special radish to a girl in a brak t-shirt at Jewish dungeons and dragons day camp
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(CW CSAM/sexual harrasment)
Give this girl a fucking medal. Rename the school after her.
Give this girl a fucking medal. Rename the school after her.
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
(CW CSAM/sexual harrasment)
Give this girl a fucking medal. Rename the school after her.
Give this girl a fucking medal. Rename the school after her.
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
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if you're out shopping and you are even remotely rude to any worker i will come to your house and steal something.
if you're out shopping tomorrow and are anything other than completely normal to a worker i will fuck your mom and give her a child who maybe won't suck at much as you
if you're out shopping tomorrow and are anything other than completely normal to a worker i will fuck your mom and give her a child who maybe won't suck at much as you
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
if you're out shopping and you are even remotely rude to any worker i will come to your house and steal something.
if you're out shopping tomorrow and are anything other than completely normal to a worker i will fuck your mom and give her a child who maybe won't suck at much as you
if you're out shopping tomorrow and are anything other than completely normal to a worker i will fuck your mom and give her a child who maybe won't suck at much as you
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cyberpunk dystopia is here, there's colored LEDs all over and I eat too much cup noodle
they keep putting bigger pictures of the dictator's face on things but at least on the Nets we still talk freely
sometimes your robot girlfriend is secretly a real person
nothing's been right since the plague
they keep putting bigger pictures of the dictator's face on things but at least on the Nets we still talk freely
sometimes your robot girlfriend is secretly a real person
nothing's been right since the plague
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cyberpunk dystopia is here, there's colored LEDs all over and I eat too much cup noodle
they keep putting bigger pictures of the dictator's face on things but at least on the Nets we still talk freely
sometimes your robot girlfriend is secretly a real person
nothing's been right since the plague
they keep putting bigger pictures of the dictator's face on things but at least on the Nets we still talk freely
sometimes your robot girlfriend is secretly a real person
nothing's been right since the plague
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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FAILED politician harasses woman and her purrfect son behind a BLOCK for clout
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
FAILED politician harasses woman and her purrfect son behind a BLOCK for clout
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Ann Pennington teaching Felix the Cat to dance, 1926
Pennington was BOTD in 1893
Pennington was BOTD in 1893
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ann Pennington teaching Felix the Cat to dance, 1926
Pennington was BOTD in 1893
Pennington was BOTD in 1893
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
No it’s supposed to be
Nicholas (is) gross, man!
Nicholas (is) gross, man!
Instead of “this is important, but I can’t afford it” (health insurance, housing close to work, etc.) or “everyone should be able to afford this, especially in such a rich country, and some can’t, which is bad,” many insist “people in the past had it easier.” The (false) comparison matters to them.
These Young Adults Make Good Money. But Life, They Say, Is Unaffordable.
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No it’s supposed to be
Nicholas (is) gross, man!
Nicholas (is) gross, man!
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Bog Hockey, Concave Hockey, Stickless Hockey, Big Hockey, Revolver Hockey (not to be confused with Revolving Hockey), Bumpy Hockey, Bird Hockey, Kayfabe Hockey, Chess Hockey, Dense Puck Hockey, Ring Hockey, Labyrinthine Hockey, Texas Death Hockey, Ladder Hockey, Steel Cage Hockey, Double Puck Hockey
one of my goto icebreakers is making up fake versions of hockey. basically 17776-level absurdist, but usually technically feasible, variations on the game as it's played now. some examples include, Long Hockey, Wide Hockey, Bean Hockey, Double Hockey, Three-way Hockey, Torus Hockey, and, Hole Hockey
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Bog Hockey, Concave Hockey, Stickless Hockey, Big Hockey, Revolver Hockey (not to be confused with Revolving Hockey), Bumpy Hockey, Bird Hockey, Kayfabe Hockey, Chess Hockey, Dense Puck Hockey, Ring Hockey, Labyrinthine Hockey, Texas Death Hockey, Ladder Hockey, Steel Cage Hockey, Double Puck Hockey
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Wind Tunnel Hockey, Fuzzy Hockey, Hidden Puck Hockey, Hidden Goal Hockey, Battle Royale Hockey, Battle Royal Hockey, Thin Ice Hockey, Lube Hockey, Sticky Hockey, Hyperbaric Hockey, High Altitude Hockey, Goblin Hockey, Long Stick Hockey, Short Stick Hockey, Armored Hockey, Nude Hockey, Stepdad Hockey
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wind Tunnel Hockey, Fuzzy Hockey, Hidden Puck Hockey, Hidden Goal Hockey, Battle Royale Hockey, Battle Royal Hockey, Thin Ice Hockey, Lube Hockey, Sticky Hockey, Hyperbaric Hockey, High Altitude Hockey, Goblin Hockey, Long Stick Hockey, Short Stick Hockey, Armored Hockey, Nude Hockey, Stepdad Hockey
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Reverse Hockey, Edible Puck Hockey, Imposter Hockey, Metahockey, Fashion Hockey, Anarchist Hockey, House Rules Hockey, Launch Code Hockey, Secret Rule Hockey, Forbidden Hockey, Debate Hockey, Blindfolded Hockey, Third-person Hockey, Decade Hockey, Century Hockey, Generational Hockey, Smiling Hockey
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reverse Hockey, Edible Puck Hockey, Imposter Hockey, Metahockey, Fashion Hockey, Anarchist Hockey, House Rules Hockey, Launch Code Hockey, Secret Rule Hockey, Forbidden Hockey, Debate Hockey, Blindfolded Hockey, Third-person Hockey, Decade Hockey, Century Hockey, Generational Hockey, Smiling Hockey
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angola is a plantation that never went out of business and never stopped collecting slaves for labor
People have historically, and rightfully, seen the evil of Guantanamo, Abu Gharib, and now CECOT for what it is, but I wish more people would also see the evil in our domestic prisons too. How we treat our most vulnerable, including prisoners, really sets the tone for our whole society.
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
angola is a plantation that never went out of business and never stopped collecting slaves for labor
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it's ya boy, tarantula dick. and the CDC recommends gettinbg an STI test once a year, even if you're monogamous
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
it's ya boy, tarantula dick. and the CDC recommends gettinbg an STI test once a year, even if you're monogamous
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just call it a penis. a dick. a cock. im a normal woman with a penis
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
just call it a penis. a dick. a cock. im a normal woman with a penis
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BE NICE TO PENIS WOMAN
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
BE NICE TO PENIS WOMAN