Marty in Canada
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I think we need a better name for J. D. Vance than Couchfucker, and after due conideration I'd like to submit for your consideration
Beelzebubba
Beelzebubba
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I think we need a better name for J. D. Vance than Couchfucker, and after due conideration I'd like to submit for your consideration
Beelzebubba
Beelzebubba
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Happy Treason Day to those who celebrate
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Happy Treason Day to those who celebrate
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Babies whose mothers contracted SARS-CoV-2 during pregnancy were significantly more likely to have a neurodevelopmental disorder (16.3%) by age 3 than those who were not exposed (9.7%).
This finding is similar to results of several different types of maternal infections during pregnancy.
This finding is similar to results of several different types of maternal infections during pregnancy.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Babies whose mothers contracted SARS-CoV-2 during pregnancy were significantly more likely to have a neurodevelopmental disorder (16.3%) by age 3 than those who were not exposed (9.7%).
This finding is similar to results of several different types of maternal infections during pregnancy.
This finding is similar to results of several different types of maternal infections during pregnancy.
Just when will that piece of shit die?
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just when will that piece of shit die?
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The 2026 park pass is… cringy.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The 2026 park pass is… cringy.
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OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
Exclusive: Top Trump administration officials plan to meet today to discuss House efforts to force the release of the Epstein files. https://cnn.it/3WSyk2Y
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.
October 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.
Haha, the worst president in US history and a racist war-mongering asshole cries like the baby he is for not getting a medal. Maybe he can get a participation ribbon? Yellow would be appropriate
🇺🇸 The White House has lashed out at the Norwegian Nobel Committee after it awarded the peace prize to Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado and overlooked US President Donald Trump.
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October 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Haha, the worst president in US history and a racist war-mongering asshole cries like the baby he is for not getting a medal. Maybe he can get a participation ribbon? Yellow would be appropriate
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I have to imagine even his parents hate Stephen Miller
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I have to imagine even his parents hate Stephen Miller
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.
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Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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A Democratic Party with any spirit would stage a press conference every single day to present Donald Trump with one sarcastic award after another.
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I would have taken it. I waited and waited and waited and I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor trump, okay?
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A Democratic Party with any spirit would stage a press conference every single day to present Donald Trump with one sarcastic award after another.
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
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This is my 7th-grade band director when he heard me play a scale on the oboe.
July 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is my 7th-grade band director when he heard me play a scale on the oboe.
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Also, is there a nice way to say good riddance?
July 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Also, is there a nice way to say good riddance?
Is "icon who courted controversy" code for "racist asshole"?
Hulk Hogan, the mustachioed professional wrestling icon who courted controversy in retirement, has died at 71.
Read more: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Read more: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
July 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is "icon who courted controversy" code for "racist asshole"?
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
July 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
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Protesters filled plazas, streets and parks across the U.S. on Saturday, gathering at demonstrations to call for protecting American democracy from President Trump. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4e3BIzD
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Protesters filled plazas, streets and parks across the U.S. on Saturday, gathering at demonstrations to call for protecting American democracy from President Trump. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4e3BIzD