Masked Moonsault
@maskedmoonsault.bsky.social
Teacher / Pro Wrestling Fanatic / Spurs Super Fan / Vinyl Enthusiast
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
Thank you #AEW for giving me two hours of entertainment to take my mind off the nightmare ICE has inflicted on my city. #wrestlesky
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Thank you #AEW for giving me two hours of entertainment to take my mind off the nightmare ICE has inflicted on my city. #wrestlesky
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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Book I would swear an oath on
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Book I would swear an oath on
My favorite albums of 2025:
10. Panda Bear, Sinister Grift
9. Bug Club, Very Human Features
8. Horsegirl, Phonetics On
7. Dutch Interiors, Moneyball
6. Sharp Pins, Radio DDR
5. Swans, Birthing
4. Prewn, System
3. Pile, Sunshine and Balance Beams
2. Wednesday, Bleeds
1. Friendship, Caveman Wakes Up
10. Panda Bear, Sinister Grift
9. Bug Club, Very Human Features
8. Horsegirl, Phonetics On
7. Dutch Interiors, Moneyball
6. Sharp Pins, Radio DDR
5. Swans, Birthing
4. Prewn, System
3. Pile, Sunshine and Balance Beams
2. Wednesday, Bleeds
1. Friendship, Caveman Wakes Up
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My favorite albums of 2025:
10. Panda Bear, Sinister Grift
9. Bug Club, Very Human Features
8. Horsegirl, Phonetics On
7. Dutch Interiors, Moneyball
6. Sharp Pins, Radio DDR
5. Swans, Birthing
4. Prewn, System
3. Pile, Sunshine and Balance Beams
2. Wednesday, Bleeds
1. Friendship, Caveman Wakes Up
10. Panda Bear, Sinister Grift
9. Bug Club, Very Human Features
8. Horsegirl, Phonetics On
7. Dutch Interiors, Moneyball
6. Sharp Pins, Radio DDR
5. Swans, Birthing
4. Prewn, System
3. Pile, Sunshine and Balance Beams
2. Wednesday, Bleeds
1. Friendship, Caveman Wakes Up
REPUBLICANS: We should arm teachers to protect against strangers trying to enter their classroom.
ALSO REPUBLICANS: Hey, we’re just a couple strangers hoping to take a gander at the children in your classroom.
ALSO REPUBLICANS: Hey, we’re just a couple strangers hoping to take a gander at the children in your classroom.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
REPUBLICANS: We should arm teachers to protect against strangers trying to enter their classroom.
ALSO REPUBLICANS: Hey, we’re just a couple strangers hoping to take a gander at the children in your classroom.
ALSO REPUBLICANS: Hey, we’re just a couple strangers hoping to take a gander at the children in your classroom.
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college football coach = $8,000,000
first-year teacher = $50,000
is that coach 160 times more valuable to society as a teacher supervising and educating thirty children for hours and hours every day?
first-year teacher = $50,000
is that coach 160 times more valuable to society as a teacher supervising and educating thirty children for hours and hours every day?
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
college football coach = $8,000,000
first-year teacher = $50,000
is that coach 160 times more valuable to society as a teacher supervising and educating thirty children for hours and hours every day?
first-year teacher = $50,000
is that coach 160 times more valuable to society as a teacher supervising and educating thirty children for hours and hours every day?
“Chipotle’s new High Protein Menu” and it’s just giant bowls of meat.
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Chipotle’s new High Protein Menu” and it’s just giant bowls of meat.
“What if we air an NBA preshow conversation between Shaq, Mike Breen, Killer Mike, and Ken Jeong at a barbershop” - Some ESPN Exec that inexplicably still has a job
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“What if we air an NBA preshow conversation between Shaq, Mike Breen, Killer Mike, and Ken Jeong at a barbershop” - Some ESPN Exec that inexplicably still has a job
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As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
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Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Jon Moxley is Snake Plissken in Escape from New York 🤼♂️
Jon Moxley is Snake Plissken in Escape from New York 🤼♂️
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Brody King is… the Iron Giant
“I go. You stay. No following.” followed by him barking his way up to the missile in the sky 🤼
Brody King is… the Iron Giant
“I go. You stay. No following.” followed by him barking his way up to the missile in the sky 🤼
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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He sucked. He was cringe. He drove away customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a sports entertainment company ever had.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
He sucked. He was cringe. He drove away customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a sports entertainment company ever had.
Every time I see the shampoo at our AirBNB, a particular Pixies song plays in my head.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Every time I see the shampoo at our AirBNB, a particular Pixies song plays in my head.
Excited for Cena’s retirement match simply because I’m exhausted by the endless headlines that have inundated my feed this year with disingenuous quotes from John.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Excited for Cena’s retirement match simply because I’m exhausted by the endless headlines that have inundated my feed this year with disingenuous quotes from John.
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how it started vs how it’s going #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
how it started vs how it’s going #AEWDynamite
I suppose the same could be said about pro wrestling.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I suppose the same could be said about pro wrestling.
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“John Cena believes rapists can still offer things to the wrestling business.”
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“John Cena believes rapists can still offer things to the wrestling business.”
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.