Mat
@mathew67.bsky.social
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one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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Nice ancient artifact. Is it elven?
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Nice ancient artifact. Is it elven?
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you love your wife so much why don’t you marry her
November 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
you love your wife so much why don’t you marry her
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you tryna eat me bro? cook me? turn me into a delicious meal? fuck you
November 23, 2024 at 7:09 AM
you tryna eat me bro? cook me? turn me into a delicious meal? fuck you
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they finally found the ak-47 the romans used to kill jesus
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 AM
they finally found the ak-47 the romans used to kill jesus
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Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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going for a walk
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
going for a walk
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EverQuest is a fun game
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
EverQuest is a fun game
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juice my skeet bro please
November 21, 2024 at 4:41 AM
juice my skeet bro please
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never shoulda smoked that shit I just realized desire is the root of all suffering
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
never shoulda smoked that shit I just realized desire is the root of all suffering
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a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have
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WE ARE SO BACK
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM
WE ARE SO BACK
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it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
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Sometimes it feels like I am living in a fading world of smoke and mist, with less clarity and focus by the minute. Then it turns out I just needed to clean my glasses.
November 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Sometimes it feels like I am living in a fading world of smoke and mist, with less clarity and focus by the minute. Then it turns out I just needed to clean my glasses.