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myopemaniacal
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Wannabeing someone better

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Would love to hear the free market evangelists explain the indisputable rationality of the global penicillin G shortage. Not like it’s an essential medicine or anything.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Housemate’s baseball cap caught my eye.

It’s none of my business, right? It’s definitely none of my business.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The shadows from the fire on the cave wall are just like outside to me
LLMs are capable of certain forms of introspection and have really good theory of mind. They have increasing levels of situational awareness (which is making it difficult to test them because they know they’re being tested!) I personally don’t think they’re conscious but it’s not a settled question.
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Get in losers we're California Dreaming
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
May 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man
April 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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can't believe I forgot

✅ The White Lotus is popular again
✅ natural disasters
✅ strange lights in the sky over new jersey
✔️ shitty news for farmers one way or another
✔️ plagues and pestilence
✅ evil eunuchs running the shop
✔️ ill-considered invasions of neighboring states
✅ public fuckin loves their opium
‼️ landlord class getting big ideas
March 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
…well, fuck.
I think overall it it’s good that people pick a specialty for the lifestyle but I think people generally underestimate how much what they want in a lifestyle will change and you have to actually care about the work you’re doing
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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incomparable
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
*waiting long by the river for the bodies of my enemies*

well no one mentioned the pool mattress

….is that a fucking cocktail umbrella?
January 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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"still punk as fuck" i whisper to myself, getting two matching small bowls out of the pantry, one to hold pistachios, and the other to be filled with shells as i eat my pistachios
January 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Festive season, you know how it is. But we’ve found a couple of last minute locums—Abnergath the Unclean and Great Devourer Khan will be helping out on nights. Once we’ve got their logins sorted.”
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Rewatching the BBC Tinker Tailor series in a bleak UK Travelodge after a morning observing autopsies. Are those sleigh bells I hear?
December 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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[Porting this post over from the other site for posterity]

Every yell in Warren Zevon’s “Lawyers, Guns & Money” in order of appearance:

Hah!
Alright!
Huh.
Eh.
Uh!
Heya!
Ow!
Yeah.
Heya!
Yeah...
Uh!
Alright!
February 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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saw a very rare procedure today: an emergency trepanation. very sad case, the guy kept calling himself a "heterodox thinker" until we drilled in there
November 17, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I…did not realise that was an option
November 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM