Matt Philpott
@mattphilpott.bsky.social
Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan. #PRUEday
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
Reposted by Matt Philpott
TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
This jackass thinks people want to "negotiate" for health care. We don't want to fucking negotiate a goddamn thing with goddamn corporations - we just want health care!
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
Reposted by Matt Philpott
Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!
Put the winter tires on our cars this morning. The spot marked for the jack on the driver's side rear on my wife's car was a bit rusty, and then totally crumbled as I lifted the car. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Put the winter tires on our cars this morning. The spot marked for the jack on the driver's side rear on my wife's car was a bit rusty, and then totally crumbled as I lifted the car. 😬
Heard a noise in another room. Poked my head in to check stuff out, and noticed a moving box.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Heard a noise in another room. Poked my head in to check stuff out, and noticed a moving box.
Obviously there needs to be sensitivity to those impacted, but if the big boss is announcing that 10% of the department has been laid off, it would be a little helpful to let the rest of us know at least which teams received the eliminations. 🤦♂️
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Obviously there needs to be sensitivity to those impacted, but if the big boss is announcing that 10% of the department has been laid off, it would be a little helpful to let the rest of us know at least which teams received the eliminations. 🤦♂️
Me seeing these unis. (Couldn't find a version with captions, for those unfamiliar with this clip.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me seeing these unis. (Couldn't find a version with captions, for those unfamiliar with this clip.)
OMG, tears. Tears from laughter.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OMG, tears. Tears from laughter.
Oh hey, 300 days without booze. Yay me!
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh hey, 300 days without booze. Yay me!
Also a grift. Fewer flights = higher ticket prices = more money in the pockets of airlines, many of which have donated to Trump.
Cutting flights because of the govt shutdown is a stunt, plain and simple
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Also a grift. Fewer flights = higher ticket prices = more money in the pockets of airlines, many of which have donated to Trump.
The Chair Company already starting season two?
Seat posts can break during use, posing a potential fall and injury risk, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. - @nbcselect.nbcnews.com
Peloton just recalled over 800,000 exercise bikes — here’s what you need to know
Some of its bikes’ seat posts can break during use.
nbcnews.to
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Chair Company already starting season two?
Who else uses these under-the-microwave lights as a nightlight after they go to bed? 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Who else uses these under-the-microwave lights as a nightlight after they go to bed? 🤣
Would...?
Nabisco Barbecue Beef Entertainers (1965-circa 1967): Classic assorted-shape "entertainment" crackers, but made to taste like barbecued beef
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would...?
Nothing says, "Ownership group is stable and financially healthy enough to join a first division league," than an ownership group which puts its team on ice for two years.
Sources: North Carolina FC has applied for membership to USL's new D1 league, which is set to start in 2028.
NCFC's USL membership expires after this season. So club's plan is to wait to return until D1 league starts (with pro/rel).
No guarantee they get membership, but that's the plan
NCFC's USL membership expires after this season. So club's plan is to wait to return until D1 league starts (with pro/rel).
No guarantee they get membership, but that's the plan
BREAKING: USL Championship side North Carolina FC informs players they will not be fielding a team in 2026, per sources.
NCFC have a playoff game on Saturday. Sources expect club will finish playoff run.
Players with contracts now end after two months.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
NCFC have a playoff game on Saturday. Sources expect club will finish playoff run.
Players with contracts now end after two months.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nothing says, "Ownership group is stable and financially healthy enough to join a first division league," than an ownership group which puts its team on ice for two years.
Our 9 year old daughter loves graphic novels so I dug out my old Calvin and Hobbes books.
We looked at one & I told her how I got in trouble for laughing while reading 'em in class. "It's hard to make me laugh, that wouldn't happen to me."
Moments later as she reads a couple of strips, laughter ♥️😁
We looked at one & I told her how I got in trouble for laughing while reading 'em in class. "It's hard to make me laugh, that wouldn't happen to me."
Moments later as she reads a couple of strips, laughter ♥️😁
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Our 9 year old daughter loves graphic novels so I dug out my old Calvin and Hobbes books.
We looked at one & I told her how I got in trouble for laughing while reading 'em in class. "It's hard to make me laugh, that wouldn't happen to me."
Moments later as she reads a couple of strips, laughter ♥️😁
We looked at one & I told her how I got in trouble for laughing while reading 'em in class. "It's hard to make me laugh, that wouldn't happen to me."
Moments later as she reads a couple of strips, laughter ♥️😁
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Lou Whitaker did not make the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame’s Contemporary Era Baseball Committee. The list:
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Era includes players whose primary contributions came after 1980.
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela
Era includes players whose primary contributions came after 1980.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Any runners out there who are looking for new safety gear, Noxgear has a sale taking place right now, their biggest of the year.
www.noxgear.com
I wear the Tracer 2, Tracer Lamp, and 39g clip-on speaker, and love all three products. They really help me feel safer during my runs in the dark!
www.noxgear.com
I wear the Tracer 2, Tracer Lamp, and 39g clip-on speaker, and love all three products. They really help me feel safer during my runs in the dark!
Noxgear - Advanced Visiblity and Safety Gear for Runners & Cyclists
Noxgear creates obsessively engineered active-lifestyle products for runner's, cyclists, and those with pets to keep them safer and enhance their experience
www.noxgear.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Any runners out there who are looking for new safety gear, Noxgear has a sale taking place right now, their biggest of the year.
www.noxgear.com
I wear the Tracer 2, Tracer Lamp, and 39g clip-on speaker, and love all three products. They really help me feel safer during my runs in the dark!
www.noxgear.com
I wear the Tracer 2, Tracer Lamp, and 39g clip-on speaker, and love all three products. They really help me feel safer during my runs in the dark!
With the time change in America, today's a great day to put fresh batteries in any smoke and/or CO alarms you have which may have replaceable battery backup!
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
With the time change in America, today's a great day to put fresh batteries in any smoke and/or CO alarms you have which may have replaceable battery backup!
Can confirm from handing out candy at a trunk-or-treat event on Sunday!
early elementary school report: kpop demon hunters has at last dethroned elsa as the costume of choice for little girls
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can confirm from handing out candy at a trunk-or-treat event on Sunday!
Years ago, I sent Paul scans of photos my dad took at my first Detroit Tigers game, in '96. They played the Yankees and both teams wore Negro League throwbacks. (1/2)
This one's a gut punch.
I can honestly say there would be no Beauty of a Game without UW. Kudos to Paul and Phil for what they created and have done over the years. To say they will be sorely missed is an understatement.
uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...
I can honestly say there would be no Beauty of a Game without UW. Kudos to Paul and Phil for what they created and have done over the years. To say they will be sorely missed is an understatement.
uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...
Uni Watch: 1999–2025
After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close.
uni-watch.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Years ago, I sent Paul scans of photos my dad took at my first Detroit Tigers game, in '96. They played the Yankees and both teams wore Negro League throwbacks. (1/2)
Reposted by Matt Philpott
for sale: baby catapult, never used
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
for sale: baby catapult, never used
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese's Peanut Butter Pups
Reese's Peanut Butter Pups
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Swedish fist
Swedish fist
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese's Peanut Butter Pups
Reese's Peanut Butter Pups