@mattylukewarm.bsky.social
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the problem with college football right now is that scrappy little upstarts like Oregon can’t compete with deep-pocketed juggernauts like Indiana
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
the problem with college football right now is that scrappy little upstarts like Oregon can’t compete with deep-pocketed juggernauts like Indiana
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To so many people, this is what the word "America" means. We do not have to let that go away
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
To so many people, this is what the word "America" means. We do not have to let that go away
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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sigh it was probably inevitable but
DUUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
DUUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
sigh it was probably inevitable but
DUUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
DUUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
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it’s good that conservatives have decided they care about childcare and ensuring we have an efficient, affordable plans in place to serve the public.
[holds earpiece]
oh they’re just showing up at black-owned daycares asking to see all kids immediately. got it. not weird, creepy, or dumb at all
[holds earpiece]
oh they’re just showing up at black-owned daycares asking to see all kids immediately. got it. not weird, creepy, or dumb at all
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
it’s good that conservatives have decided they care about childcare and ensuring we have an efficient, affordable plans in place to serve the public.
[holds earpiece]
oh they’re just showing up at black-owned daycares asking to see all kids immediately. got it. not weird, creepy, or dumb at all
[holds earpiece]
oh they’re just showing up at black-owned daycares asking to see all kids immediately. got it. not weird, creepy, or dumb at all
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The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter
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Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
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♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
Brazilian ex-President Jair Bolsonaro undergoes double hernia surgery
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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🎶 it’s that tiiiime of yeeear
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🎶 it’s that tiiiime of yeeear
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Until the end of my days I will harbor a burning rage toward anyone who entertained the slightest inkling of defunding American aid programs
Hundreds of underage girls married off and hundreds more children kidnapped as U.S. foreign aid cuts contribute to surge in violations against persecuted Rohingya children.
Trafficked, exploited, married off: Rohingya children’s lives crushed by foreign aid cuts
Severe foreign aid cuts imposed this year by U.S. President Donald Trump, along with funding reductions from other countries, shuttered thousands of schools and youth training centers in camps for Rohingya in Bangladesh and crippled child protection programs.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Until the end of my days I will harbor a burning rage toward anyone who entertained the slightest inkling of defunding American aid programs
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My secret investigation is going so well that everyone’s talking about it
Harvard officials are reportedly secretly investigating two students for their roles in drawing scrutiny to the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-president Larry Summers
Harvard Secretly Investigates Students Over Larry Summers Video on Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My secret investigation is going so well that everyone’s talking about it
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Probably the best clue that someone will not remain a person of interest is if Kash Patel was in any way involved with their being named a person of interest.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Probably the best clue that someone will not remain a person of interest is if Kash Patel was in any way involved with their being named a person of interest.
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ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
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Significant and somewhat unexpected Congressional pushback here to respond to Trump's gutting of union rights
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Significant and somewhat unexpected Congressional pushback here to respond to Trump's gutting of union rights
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Reader, that’s not what this president is focusing on
Leavitt: "We know that when gas gets cheaper, everything else gets cheaper too, and that's what this president is focusing on"
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reader, that’s not what this president is focusing on
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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I think this goes back to @janecoaston.bsky.social's point that these folks all want America to be what it was when they were 10 and life was great because it's often great when you're 10.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think this goes back to @janecoaston.bsky.social's point that these folks all want America to be what it was when they were 10 and life was great because it's often great when you're 10.
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just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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i would pay $500 to have someone go in and physically extract the "dollop of daisy" song from my head
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i would pay $500 to have someone go in and physically extract the "dollop of daisy" song from my head