Maxine Elovitz
@maxinelov.bsky.social
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Graphic designer & aspiring stand up comedian
Graphic designer & aspiring stand up comedian
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I'm shocked when a glitzy author quote turns out to be authentic.
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."
July 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm shocked when a glitzy author quote turns out to be authentic.
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."
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(I hear a bird chirping and smell weed smoke) I think there’s a bird nearby smoking weed
July 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
(I hear a bird chirping and smell weed smoke) I think there’s a bird nearby smoking weed
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GO READ A BOOK YOU ILLITERATE SON OF BITCH AND STEP UP YO VOCAB
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
GO READ A BOOK YOU ILLITERATE SON OF BITCH AND STEP UP YO VOCAB
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EMAIL: I hope this email finds you well
WHERE’S WALDO: The fuck it will
WHERE’S WALDO: The fuck it will
August 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
EMAIL: I hope this email finds you well
WHERE’S WALDO: The fuck it will
WHERE’S WALDO: The fuck it will
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theyre called X Men because there are 10 men
August 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
theyre called X Men because there are 10 men
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Somehow July and September are also August now like wtf
July 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Somehow July and September are also August now like wtf
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Hello, take a breath, here is my glorious cat.
July 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hello, take a breath, here is my glorious cat.
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June 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Daily bunny no.2967 got carried away
May 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Daily bunny no.2967 got carried away
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What?!?! The EPA has drafted a plan to eliminate all pollution controls from coal and gas-fired power plants. The agency claims these plants “do not contribute significantly” to dangerous pollution or climate change, arguing their emissions are a small and declining share of global totals.
May 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What?!?! The EPA has drafted a plan to eliminate all pollution controls from coal and gas-fired power plants. The agency claims these plants “do not contribute significantly” to dangerous pollution or climate change, arguing their emissions are a small and declining share of global totals.
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Haha 😂 Trump holds up images from a conflict in the Congo to justify importing white South Africans, claiming there’s “genocide.” Never mind that the photos aren’t even from South Africa and some of these migrants are openly posting antisemitic content online.
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Haha 😂 Trump holds up images from a conflict in the Congo to justify importing white South Africans, claiming there’s “genocide.” Never mind that the photos aren’t even from South Africa and some of these migrants are openly posting antisemitic content online.
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Saw these at the liquor store today and immediately 😍😍😍
May 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Saw these at the liquor store today and immediately 😍😍😍
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Have a good Memorial Day weekend everyone!
May 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Have a good Memorial Day weekend everyone!
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I know I griped about this just the other day but it is so annoying how, when I’m getting into an anxiety spiral, just doing some kind of exercise or going for a walk or doing SOMETHING physical helps
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I know I griped about this just the other day but it is so annoying how, when I’m getting into an anxiety spiral, just doing some kind of exercise or going for a walk or doing SOMETHING physical helps
For over half a century, the National Weather Service has operated 24/7. But after the U.S. Department of Government Efficiency pushed to shrink the federal workforce, that’s no longer possible in parts of the country.
May 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Parkay Fun Squeeze (2001-2003): Neon-colored, semi-viscous margarine product that came in squeeze bottles, and marketed to kids as a wacky way to make food more fun. Available in "Electric Blue" and "Shocking Pink"
April 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Parkay Fun Squeeze (2001-2003): Neon-colored, semi-viscous margarine product that came in squeeze bottles, and marketed to kids as a wacky way to make food more fun. Available in "Electric Blue" and "Shocking Pink"
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Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.
April 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.
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There is such a thing as Heaven on Earth
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There is such a thing as Heaven on Earth
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it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
April 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
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ICE has begun raiding the homes of American citizens. A widely shared story out of Oklahoma describes a disturbing incident where a woman and her children were dragged into their yard half-naked. Reports are mounting across multiple states of agents targeting the wrong properties.
April 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ICE has begun raiding the homes of American citizens. A widely shared story out of Oklahoma describes a disturbing incident where a woman and her children were dragged into their yard half-naked. Reports are mounting across multiple states of agents targeting the wrong properties.
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By request: the Barbenheimer houses.
April 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
By request: the Barbenheimer houses.
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Psst. Hey. Let me let you in on a secret. When someone writes a book, they *want* you to read it.
Authors do not set shipping prices. High shipping prices are our enemy, too.
We're on the same side!
Authors do not set shipping prices. High shipping prices are our enemy, too.
We're on the same side!
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Psst. Hey. Let me let you in on a secret. When someone writes a book, they *want* you to read it.
Authors do not set shipping prices. High shipping prices are our enemy, too.
We're on the same side!
Authors do not set shipping prices. High shipping prices are our enemy, too.
We're on the same side!