mayagerard0
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my controversial opinion is that food prep at the household level is terribly inefficient and wasteful and that food production and consumption should almost always be a collective activity
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
my controversial opinion is that food prep at the household level is terribly inefficient and wasteful and that food production and consumption should almost always be a collective activity
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God gives His most minute physical tasks to his stiffest and sleepiest soldier (me)
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
God gives His most minute physical tasks to his stiffest and sleepiest soldier (me)
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Look, I'm doing my best. Or maybe I'm not. Well, alright, 70% of my best is the best I'm capable of. I'm doing my best to do my best.
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Look, I'm doing my best. Or maybe I'm not. Well, alright, 70% of my best is the best I'm capable of. I'm doing my best to do my best.
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Always worth a post
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Always worth a post
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Sorry it had to come to this but
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry it had to come to this but
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a feature not a bug.
June 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a feature not a bug.
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i mean, we have learned (Gödel, Church, Turing, et al) that we cannot—hard *cannot*—automate the process of proving *mathematical* truths.
general knowledge? forget it
general knowledge? forget it
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
i mean, we have learned (Gödel, Church, Turing, et al) that we cannot—hard *cannot*—automate the process of proving *mathematical* truths.
general knowledge? forget it
general knowledge? forget it
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Death Cube for Cutie
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Death Cube for Cutie
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"adversarial poetry" technology is so fucking stupid now. hacking into the mainframe like DnD bard
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"adversarial poetry" technology is so fucking stupid now. hacking into the mainframe like DnD bard
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What if we recreated early hominid history together at the neutral meeting point in the sacred glade?
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"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What if we recreated early hominid history together at the neutral meeting point in the sacred glade?
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
Sexy Old Prussian. I guess I could go as Frederick the Great or something
Sexy list of Greek mythical figures
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Sexy Old Prussian. I guess I could go as Frederick the Great or something
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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it’s time for universities to return to their core mission (an escalating series of pranks played by a trouble-making fraternity on the straight-edge dean who will stop at nothing to shut them down)
September 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
it’s time for universities to return to their core mission (an escalating series of pranks played by a trouble-making fraternity on the straight-edge dean who will stop at nothing to shut them down)
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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I’ll buy into the AI hype once my phone can find the eraserhead baby drawing I saved like a year ago
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’ll buy into the AI hype once my phone can find the eraserhead baby drawing I saved like a year ago
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No sé muy bien cómo procesar que esto ocurra día sí día también.
"Air strikes left 30 dead at a seaside cafe and gunfire killed 23 others as Palestinians tried to get desperately-needed food, witnesses and health officials said."
www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-4...
www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-4...
74 killed in Gaza as Israeli forces strike cafe and fire on people seeking food
Air strikes left 30 dead at a seaside cafe and gunfire killed 23 others as Palestinians tried to get desperately-needed food, witnesses and health officials said
www.irishexaminer.com
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
No sé muy bien cómo procesar que esto ocurra día sí día también.
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider was the barber who shaves all who do not shave themselves
June 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider was the barber who shaves all who do not shave themselves
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Ah man just saw the duolingo owl go into the turbine of a plane
April 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Ah man just saw the duolingo owl go into the turbine of a plane