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I am proposing that we make Shut the Fuck Up Fridays a three-day event.
He is going to get himself killed. He does not need to do this. This is reckless.
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I am proposing that we make Shut the Fuck Up Fridays a three-day event.
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I hope they make 19 avatar movies because no other IP tickles my tall man fetish as bad. Look how tall and jacked he is good lord. Cultural milestone
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I hope they make 19 avatar movies because no other IP tickles my tall man fetish as bad. Look how tall and jacked he is good lord. Cultural milestone
*Jack London intensifies*
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
*Jack London intensifies*
Okay, but there are 19-year-olds positively aching for this opportunity. Are you fucking kidding me?
The general theme of this commentary is "stop asking MN companies to ban ICE from their properties." The argument is that enforcing the ban would fall to individual low-paid employees, who would be placed in danger.
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January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Okay, but there are 19-year-olds positively aching for this opportunity. Are you fucking kidding me?
"please clap"
Criticizing me/DFL for attempting to meet the moment in this time of national crisis is divisive and counter-productive. We should be cheering one another on, encouraging each other to reach higher. I'm stepping up for Minnesota in this way for this is what I do; and I'm proud to be doing it. 3/
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"please clap"
Nazis can have Little Saturn as a treat
If Trump invokes the Insurrection Act and sends troops to Minnesota during some of the coldest weeks of the year, it will be shitty but also tremendously funny (not ha ha funny, of course) in a world-historical context.
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Nazis can have Little Saturn as a treat
Turns out the real treasure was knowledge. And brain damage. Mostly brain damage.
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Turns out the real treasure was knowledge. And brain damage. Mostly brain damage.
I have to kinda commend his commitment to the bit.
Pete: Dems can't just say "you can have life just like it was like it was in 2022." Sure; that seems tricky for a guy who was in the admin in 2022 and its best advocate in the press. Voter brought up 2020, Pete mused on how "history might have been a little different" if his Iowa win was clear.
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I have to kinda commend his commitment to the bit.
Gummo 2: Never Go Back to Gummo Lake
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Gummo 2: Never Go Back to Gummo Lake
*crying on the inside
"internal bleeding"
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
*crying on the inside
Fix your hearts or DEI
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Fix your hearts or DEI
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While you were online, I was in line for a bank teller.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
While you were online, I was in line for a bank teller.
This is only makes sense if you think someone can die from too many high fives.
given how badly this went when they tried it with Charlie Kirk and turned him into a meme, they’re about to turn a bunch of protesters into heroes and promoted at work and given employee of the month awards
They're going to start using the Kirk witch hunt strategy.
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is only makes sense if you think someone can die from too many high fives.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
If you can be bullied out of your Nobel Peace Prize, what else can you be bullied out of?
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 AM
If you can be bullied out of your Nobel Peace Prize, what else can you be bullied out of?
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They’re in the highest echelons of power in that police state. They like that police state. It keeps you away from them. “Yes yes I’ll throw this power away of course thank you mister good ideas…”
It’s funny to see the debate around the “electability” of banning ICE because it covers over the fact that there is simply no world or reality where the existing Democratic Party leadership is willing to even attempt to reign in the police state.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
They’re in the highest echelons of power in that police state. They like that police state. It keeps you away from them. “Yes yes I’ll throw this power away of course thank you mister good ideas…”
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It’s funny to see the debate around the “electability” of banning ICE because it covers over the fact that there is simply no world or reality where the existing Democratic Party leadership is willing to even attempt to reign in the police state.
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
It’s funny to see the debate around the “electability” of banning ICE because it covers over the fact that there is simply no world or reality where the existing Democratic Party leadership is willing to even attempt to reign in the police state.
Wuh buh, wuh-buh, wuh bout Chinuh?
Yes, that's a problem
How many people died in China because of genocide?
How many people died in China because of genocide?
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Wuh buh, wuh-buh, wuh bout Chinuh?
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