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Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year.
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George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
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A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
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anyway
Trump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attack
Administration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism
www.independent.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
anyway
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
Sherman's March through the Sea
It’s why I stick to the civil war because the history dad contingent there is either confederate curious or just “Sherman should’ve gone further”
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sherman's March through the Sea
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I… do gotta hand it to Bret Stephens.
bret stephens… is going to write… a column… about how trump… is exploiting… antisemitism…
what world are we living in rn
what world are we living in rn
April 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I… do gotta hand it to Bret Stephens.
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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Then: Horse in the Senate
Now: Horse in a hospital
Now: Horse in a hospital
April 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Then: Horse in the Senate
Now: Horse in a hospital
Now: Horse in a hospital
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Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
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the specific callouts of “never go on dates” and “never pay taxes” are starting to make me think elon musk might actually be the only autistic person rfk jr is aware of
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the specific callouts of “never go on dates” and “never pay taxes” are starting to make me think elon musk might actually be the only autistic person rfk jr is aware of
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Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders.
Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.
Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders.
Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.
Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.
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From my Atlanta home, to yours:
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
April 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From my Atlanta home, to yours:
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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super bowl postgame show link
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
super bowl postgame show link
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And I saw a pale horse, and his rider was Death, and Hell followed close behind him.
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And I saw a pale horse, and his rider was Death, and Hell followed close behind him.
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Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner
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He knows the song is not about him, right? Like I get the confusion, but its not about him.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He knows the song is not about him, right? Like I get the confusion, but its not about him.
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imagine believing a victor hasn’t been determined
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
imagine believing a victor hasn’t been determined
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually