Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw
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Young dumb and full of psychiatric medication
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
@dicknixon.bsky.social Scherzer is a man, sir.
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Scherzer is a man, sir.
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I see the President hasn’t posted in nearly a day, I assume he’s taking the Wheeler news very hard. It’s a damn shame.
August 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I see the President hasn’t posted in nearly a day, I assume he’s taking the Wheeler news very hard. It’s a damn shame.
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I don’t want the NIH to be fucking profitable, I want it to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s
TAPPER: 14 Republicans say you're risking undermining critical research by holding up NIH funding
VOUGHT: If they were a company, their stock price would in shambles. They in some respects caused the pandemic. You have an entire institute that does nothing more than DEI research at the NIH.
VOUGHT: If they were a company, their stock price would in shambles. They in some respects caused the pandemic. You have an entire institute that does nothing more than DEI research at the NIH.
July 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t want the NIH to be fucking profitable, I want it to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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it's remarkably bleak that Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women, including an allegation that was adjudicated and in which he was found liable for sexual assault, and yet the American public needs still MORE evidence of his depraved character and unfitness.
July 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
it's remarkably bleak that Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women, including an allegation that was adjudicated and in which he was found liable for sexual assault, and yet the American public needs still MORE evidence of his depraved character and unfitness.
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had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
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Can we nip this "Alligator Alcatraz" shit in the bud? We don't need to adopt their cutesy marketing when talking about the concentration camp in the Florida Everglades
July 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Can we nip this "Alligator Alcatraz" shit in the bud? We don't need to adopt their cutesy marketing when talking about the concentration camp in the Florida Everglades
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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i personally would've found another way to phrase this marketing email
June 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i personally would've found another way to phrase this marketing email
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Remember when we had that other building in DC along with the White House? It was full of politicians? Con-something? Anyway.
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Remember when we had that other building in DC along with the White House? It was full of politicians? Con-something? Anyway.
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And this is how I found out Brian Wilson died
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And this is how I found out Brian Wilson died
June 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I am performing in a production of 1776 this weekend. I can’t help but wonder, is it true that the President asked Jack Warner to remove a musical number from the film?
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I am performing in a production of 1776 this weekend. I can’t help but wonder, is it true that the President asked Jack Warner to remove a musical number from the film?
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Yes Sufjan Stevens
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes Sufjan Stevens