Good morning! It’s a perfect day to realize that the politics you’re used to are gone and never coming back so you can either think about what you want the future to look like and try to build toward that or keep trying to wishcast the country back to 1998 and be part of the problem.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it

nazis are bad but it’s almost more annoying that current age nazis are all dweeby dork nerds. they should be stuffed in lockers not running the world

Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually

“I’m voting for Trump cause he is the Anti-war candidate!”

Three years later: is killed by a Canadian suicide drone in the North American land war started by Trump to distract the NTSB from a Tesla whistleblower report that might threaten Elon’s chances of becoming the first Trillionaire.

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>

Disgusted with how many of you have said he’s sexy. What he did was a felony. Just cause someone is rich doesn’t mean a crime can be done to rebalance society. Stop glorifying this vigilante as a folk hero. Children are watching. Sure, his fuck me eyes and smile make your core go molten BUT… 1/17

One of my favorite Thanksgiving traditions is desperately scrambling for the remote to mute Jimmy Fallon’s appearance during the parade

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

the breakfast scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure set very unrealistic expectations about how fun waking up would be

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.