mirandarrgh
@mirandarrgh.bsky.social
mad autistic perpetual grad student
keen on shouting about hamster welfare
london. she/they
I miss my twitter pals
keen on shouting about hamster welfare
london. she/they
I miss my twitter pals
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Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
I told the mum and dad from Outnumbered (who were holding hands irl during a summer evening stroll) not to walk on the grass
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I told the mum and dad from Outnumbered (who were holding hands irl during a summer evening stroll) not to walk on the grass
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
A banal superpower I’d like to have would be to be able to “bank” showers — when I’m feeling good (like today) I could have like 3 showers on the trot, and then be set for all the future times when I’m too ill/mad/burnt out/etc to shower. Clean n fresh ALL the time!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A banal superpower I’d like to have would be to be able to “bank” showers — when I’m feeling good (like today) I could have like 3 showers on the trot, and then be set for all the future times when I’m too ill/mad/burnt out/etc to shower. Clean n fresh ALL the time!!!!
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One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
I hadn’t read this before, but every time someone reminds me that helping one person (even if I can’t help the whole world the whole time) is always valuable and never futile, I get a little bit more confident and less hopeless
My position on taking action. And on the important space between everything and nothing.
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I hadn’t read this before, but every time someone reminds me that helping one person (even if I can’t help the whole world the whole time) is always valuable and never futile, I get a little bit more confident and less hopeless
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trying out a new email sign-off
~*~*thus spoke zarathustra*~*~
~*~*thus spoke zarathustra*~*~
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
trying out a new email sign-off
~*~*thus spoke zarathustra*~*~
~*~*thus spoke zarathustra*~*~
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I seize any—and all—opportunities to deploy em dashes. They are the ne plus ultra of punctuation—elegant, versatile, dare I say majestic.
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I seize any—and all—opportunities to deploy em dashes. They are the ne plus ultra of punctuation—elegant, versatile, dare I say majestic.
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you know what? fuck you. [huffs, puffs, and blows your house down]
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
you know what? fuck you. [huffs, puffs, and blows your house down]
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I got a distinction in the essay (final piece of work before dissertation) that I was trying to work on when I got suspended. Handed it in last month and just heard back now. Yee haw!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I got a distinction in the essay (final piece of work before dissertation) that I was trying to work on when I got suspended. Handed it in last month and just heard back now. Yee haw!!!
Fuck my actual life — I was taking pills in a dream, half woke up, took a swig of water, and swallowed my Loop earplug. That’s £45 gone to shit (ho ho ho)
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Fuck my actual life — I was taking pills in a dream, half woke up, took a swig of water, and swallowed my Loop earplug. That’s £45 gone to shit (ho ho ho)
I hung out some of my laundry at my mum’s house and she saw and said “I do wish you wouldn’t wear those multisexual pants, they’re very confusing”
bf forgot the term for bisexual so he called me a dual sexual woman instead 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hung out some of my laundry at my mum’s house and she saw and said “I do wish you wouldn’t wear those multisexual pants, they’re very confusing”
Had an extremely busy evening being a bad upstairs neighbour (moving my furniture around without bothering to measure anything first)
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Had an extremely busy evening being a bad upstairs neighbour (moving my furniture around without bothering to measure anything first)
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
A 12 year old girl at church camp told me (17) “you look like Juno from the film. Actually you don’t really look alike but you have the same energy”
I think the “energy” she was trying to put her finger on was just “very queer”.
I think the “energy” she was trying to put her finger on was just “very queer”.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A 12 year old girl at church camp told me (17) “you look like Juno from the film. Actually you don’t really look alike but you have the same energy”
I think the “energy” she was trying to put her finger on was just “very queer”.
I think the “energy” she was trying to put her finger on was just “very queer”.
[ child abuse ]
My mum just said to me on the phone “no child should have gone through what we put you through. The problem was always us and never you.” This feels like a massive deal and I want to record it so I don’t forget that I was never, ever evil
My mum just said to me on the phone “no child should have gone through what we put you through. The problem was always us and never you.” This feels like a massive deal and I want to record it so I don’t forget that I was never, ever evil
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
[ child abuse ]
My mum just said to me on the phone “no child should have gone through what we put you through. The problem was always us and never you.” This feels like a massive deal and I want to record it so I don’t forget that I was never, ever evil
My mum just said to me on the phone “no child should have gone through what we put you through. The problem was always us and never you.” This feels like a massive deal and I want to record it so I don’t forget that I was never, ever evil
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
I think I’m going to buy a new little oven that I’ve never used for nefarious purposes. If I clean this old one, I’m sure I can give it away. My current oven still functions, but it’s not very useful if I’m too anxious to actually use it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think I’m going to buy a new little oven that I’ve never used for nefarious purposes. If I clean this old one, I’m sure I can give it away. My current oven still functions, but it’s not very useful if I’m too anxious to actually use it.
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My godma is likely in early stage dementia (assmnt with memory services next week) and her friends have become so patronising to her that she keeps telling me “you’re the only one I can talk to”. Wish I could give a presentation to them called “How Not to Be a Prick to Cognitively Disabled People”
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My godma is likely in early stage dementia (assmnt with memory services next week) and her friends have become so patronising to her that she keeps telling me “you’re the only one I can talk to”. Wish I could give a presentation to them called “How Not to Be a Prick to Cognitively Disabled People”
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When the Pride Month promotion is inappropriate but their hearts are in the right place
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When the Pride Month promotion is inappropriate but their hearts are in the right place
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And now a reading from The Gospel according to Cotton Eye Joe
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
And now a reading from The Gospel according to Cotton Eye Joe
goes for the uk as well ‼️
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
goes for the uk as well ‼️