Miss Turman
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Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.
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Just been up there - apparently they've been told to be out by the end of January, after 44 years. They're fighting hard, and really want people to sign this petition. Please spread it wide!
c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Just been up there - apparently they've been told to be out by the end of January, after 44 years. They're fighting hard, and really want people to sign this petition. Please spread it wide!
c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
Is it bad that hottest six years ever recorded in the Netherlands are 2018, 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025?
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Is it bad that hottest six years ever recorded in the Netherlands are 2018, 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025?
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If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
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UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
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Everyone’s favourite - the ‘Wolf and Twins’ mosaic from Roman Aldborough (Isurium Brigantum) depicting the legend of Romulus and Remus. Dating to the 4th century AD, the mosaic is now part of the collections at Leeds City Museum. 📷 My own. #MosaicMonday #RomanBritain
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Everyone’s favourite - the ‘Wolf and Twins’ mosaic from Roman Aldborough (Isurium Brigantum) depicting the legend of Romulus and Remus. Dating to the 4th century AD, the mosaic is now part of the collections at Leeds City Museum. 📷 My own. #MosaicMonday #RomanBritain
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
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For those who have listened to Episode Six, you’ll know there’s a special guest in it. For those who haven’t, where have you been, get listening!
This special guest is played by the talented Ente Breed who brings all his real-life warmth, charm and wisdom to this surprising and vital role.
This special guest is played by the talented Ente Breed who brings all his real-life warmth, charm and wisdom to this surprising and vital role.
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For those who have listened to Episode Six, you’ll know there’s a special guest in it. For those who haven’t, where have you been, get listening!
This special guest is played by the talented Ente Breed who brings all his real-life warmth, charm and wisdom to this surprising and vital role.
This special guest is played by the talented Ente Breed who brings all his real-life warmth, charm and wisdom to this surprising and vital role.
I made a little halloween guy. #HalloweenArt #LinoPrint
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I made a little halloween guy. #HalloweenArt #LinoPrint
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Series One is finished 😢 but we can keep the team in our hearts with this amazing #inktober #fanart by luvnotpercival.tumblr.com!
There might be something seasonal on the horizon, so don’t despair!
There might be something seasonal on the horizon, so don’t despair!
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Series One is finished 😢 but we can keep the team in our hearts with this amazing #inktober #fanart by luvnotpercival.tumblr.com!
There might be something seasonal on the horizon, so don’t despair!
There might be something seasonal on the horizon, so don’t despair!
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BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Pilot - BBC Sounds
Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
I can't believe this is already the end of series one!
The zoo’s closing down so it makes sense this is the last episode, right?
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I can't believe this is already the end of series one!
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The zoo’s closing down so it makes sense this is the last episode, right?
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The zoo’s closing down so it makes sense this is the last episode, right?
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch.
#keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
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What a lovely way to start the working week, with a comparison to @johnfinnemore.bsky.social’s Cabin Pressure!
Thanks to Fiction Frequency for the kind words. You can see their full Audio Drama Sunday list here: www.tumblr.com/fictionfrequency1
Thanks to Fiction Frequency for the kind words. You can see their full Audio Drama Sunday list here: www.tumblr.com/fictionfrequency1
![Keeping The Zoo - 1 (First Impression) - 5 (Shedding Skins): this is the spiritual successor to Cabin Pressure. Keeping the Zoo is my favourite new British comedy. It’s sarcastic, eccentric and a massive mood-boost. Michelle is so type A, Alan is hilarious and I love The Students. If you like Minkowski and Eiffel’s dynamic from Wolf 359 you’ll probably get emotionally attached to this podcast really quickly, but instead of existential terror, there are animals! Sure the zoo is at risk of closing down, but the people who work there clearly love what they do… in a way. [snake emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rfzcs4ococumzx6qhzauua6q/bafkreif5q5w6ahp5eyq6dcywkhxmkpuel4aepcdlgoqac6it5uc6j4ta5q@jpeg)
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What a lovely way to start the working week, with a comparison to @johnfinnemore.bsky.social’s Cabin Pressure!
Thanks to Fiction Frequency for the kind words. You can see their full Audio Drama Sunday list here: www.tumblr.com/fictionfrequency1
Thanks to Fiction Frequency for the kind words. You can see their full Audio Drama Sunday list here: www.tumblr.com/fictionfrequency1
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Seven years of Crowley Time! Seven years of spoofs, goofs, sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. If you’ve never listened to it, make today the day you step into the abyss!
crowleytime.com
crowleytime.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Seven years of Crowley Time! Seven years of spoofs, goofs, sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. If you’ve never listened to it, make today the day you step into the abyss!
crowleytime.com
crowleytime.com
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October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Episode Five is out! This week, Alan’s helpfulness is unnerving all the staff. Can a leopard changes his spots? And do we really want them to?
keepingthezoositcom.podbean.com/e/shedding-s...
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy #AudioSitcom #AudioDrama
keepingthezoositcom.podbean.com/e/shedding-s...
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy #AudioSitcom #AudioDrama
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Episode Five is out! This week, Alan’s helpfulness is unnerving all the staff. Can a leopard changes his spots? And do we really want them to?
keepingthezoositcom.podbean.com/e/shedding-s...
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy #AudioSitcom #AudioDrama
keepingthezoositcom.podbean.com/e/shedding-s...
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy #AudioSitcom #AudioDrama
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Look at these guys! No offence to our talented human cast, but the Puggles are the real stars of Episode Four. Out now wherever you get your podcasts!
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Look at these guys! No offence to our talented human cast, but the Puggles are the real stars of Episode Four. Out now wherever you get your podcasts!
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IMPORTANT
All freelancers, self-employed, creatives
This is the first I've heard of this, but the Department for Business and Trade is running a consultation on the scourge of late payments, they want to introduce new legislation to tackle poor practices
Deadline to respond is 23 October
1/2
All freelancers, self-employed, creatives
This is the first I've heard of this, but the Department for Business and Trade is running a consultation on the scourge of late payments, they want to introduce new legislation to tackle poor practices
Deadline to respond is 23 October
1/2
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
IMPORTANT
All freelancers, self-employed, creatives
This is the first I've heard of this, but the Department for Business and Trade is running a consultation on the scourge of late payments, they want to introduce new legislation to tackle poor practices
Deadline to respond is 23 October
1/2
All freelancers, self-employed, creatives
This is the first I've heard of this, but the Department for Business and Trade is running a consultation on the scourge of late payments, they want to introduce new legislation to tackle poor practices
Deadline to respond is 23 October
1/2
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We’re over halfway through the series! Episode Four is out today. If you’ve been enjoying Keeping The Zoo, now would be a great time to rate or review us - it really helps and we’re so so grateful. It’s been lovely seeing all the nice things people have been saying about it.
#KeepingTheZoo
#KeepingTheZoo
October 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
We’re over halfway through the series! Episode Four is out today. If you’ve been enjoying Keeping The Zoo, now would be a great time to rate or review us - it really helps and we’re so so grateful. It’s been lovely seeing all the nice things people have been saying about it.
#KeepingTheZoo
#KeepingTheZoo
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Come and meet The Puggles, the newest members of the Zoo family. Episode Four is out this Thursday. If you’re enjoying the show, why not rate or review us, or just tell a friend about us. It’s all really appreciated.
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Come and meet The Puggles, the newest members of the Zoo family. Episode Four is out this Thursday. If you’re enjoying the show, why not rate or review us, or just tell a friend about us. It’s all really appreciated.
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy
#KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy
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“The Riyadh Comedy Festival” should be a Comic Strips Presents… episode about a group of edgy comedians staying at the same luxury hotel for the festival, all trying to out ‘edge’ each other and terrified of appearing woke, while also panicking as members of their group start disappearing.
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
“The Riyadh Comedy Festival” should be a Comic Strips Presents… episode about a group of edgy comedians staying at the same luxury hotel for the festival, all trying to out ‘edge’ each other and terrified of appearing woke, while also panicking as members of their group start disappearing.
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tempt them back to room with banana
Mountain gorillas are back from the brink. But what happens if they run out of room?
Mountain gorillas are back from the brink. But what happens if they run out of room?
Humans have helped save the great apes from extinction, but are now the biggest threat to their survival as they compete for land in east Africa’s Virunga mountains
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
tempt them back to room with banana