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One reason Disney is OK with allowing OpenAI to torpedo their brands after decades of cracking down on childrens hospitals for painting comforting characters on the walls or a dad who wanted his son's favorite character Spider-Man etched onto his grave is that grieving families don't have $1 billion
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
pressing L3 to crouch
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Maybe I’ll blog about it but I’m honestly really tired of female protagonists in games being primarily defined by how capable they are, as if you’re making the argument to some incel freak that women are people
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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You know my compliments are real because I simply am not nice enough to fake enthusiasm.
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".

The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Also it should be illegal to lose to a tranny in scrabble or checkers
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I think when I tell people I hate Christmas they think I’m being jokey, like this is a hallmark movie, but no I just hate christmas and outside of a few things I would prefer not to observe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Tracking my age by how many ultra-specific dongles I have accumulated
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Tim Cook you will pay for your crimes at the firey gates of hell
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
amazing things are happening on the Arthur wiki
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM