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I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.

I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
HOLY SHIT
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I will absolutely cheer for Gabe Kidd over Darby Allin.
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
TK book marina-speedball in a $400k Feet Out Freak Off
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is my favorite jair angle
Brazil’s jailed ex-President Bolsonaro undergoes ‘successful’ surgery https://aje.io/1058pz
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I understand that I'm "working from home" but I really don't think that was a reasonable expectation
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
IM SO PUMPED FOR SPACE WHALES
Chris and I were losing our minds over the perfectly rendered surface vibrations from the booming space whalesong. Those space whales are real
There’s a moment in Avatar 3 where all the space whales hold a big space whale conference and they perfectly render the water vibrating from it singing so well that it makes you forget how fucking stupid that is.
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BYE BYE YOU FUCKEN LOOOOOOSERRRRRR
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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This is the actual foundation of what you’re making why would you build it with styrofoam
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
this smells like "we have too much money wrapped up in the money sinkhole" desperation
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Fixed it
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
did Excalibur mean Eddie Kingston had a lot of fights in school or did he have an actual classroom match? Chalk dust to the eyes, apple spit spot, time remaining announced over the intercom, things of that nature.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Chatterer is the supreme cenobite and I will abide by no other foolishness.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The only Clinton I want to hear anything from ever again is George Clinton… Please let the relics of the last century fade into the past…
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ProtOkada, hangman/swerve and the toni/johnny/mina/marina lovefest. Banger episode.
This might be some of the gayest 2 hours AEW has ever put on and that's saying A LOT. 🤼‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
let's be straight about something: we should have always hated lacrosse player hook
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chop down the tall cars
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Listen to Jimmy Cliff today
open.spotify.com/album/4oxdKc...
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I have NEGATIVE interest in seeing Darby Allin with the men’s World Championship
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
new core belief
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM