Courtney Lastname
@momsequitor.bsky.social
I’m a mom. A bisexual Jewish feminist one. Advocate for all. I love dogs and cats and books and yarn and more books. Lover of Jeff Goldblum and Chris Meloni. I like a little coffee with my creamer. PhD student.
For anyone who needs to see a unicorn today
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
For anyone who needs to see a unicorn today
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
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Harrison Butker miss
a drawing of grinch with a blue background and red eyes
ALT: a drawing of grinch with a blue background and red eyes
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Harrison Butker miss
Look at my adorable little bitch, Twinkles.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Look at my adorable little bitch, Twinkles.
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'let people enjoy things' applies extra when the things are dumplings
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
'let people enjoy things' applies extra when the things are dumplings
At the nail saloon (my one vanity) and Home Alone is on and I am thinking there’s no way my 10 year old kiddo could problem solve and take care of himself like Kevin…
a young boy wearing a hat and scarf is carrying two bags
ALT: a young boy wearing a hat and scarf is carrying two bags
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
At the nail saloon (my one vanity) and Home Alone is on and I am thinking there’s no way my 10 year old kiddo could problem solve and take care of himself like Kevin…
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
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I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
I went to three different schools my junior year of high school and read Gatsby at all of them. I am thoroughly prepared for these conversations!
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I went to three different schools my junior year of high school and read Gatsby at all of them. I am thoroughly prepared for these conversations!
Miss you Obama
Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Miss you Obama
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
I have so many honorary aunts and uncles and my kids do too!
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have so many honorary aunts and uncles and my kids do too!
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Is this the MAGA version of fuck, marry, kill?
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Is this the MAGA version of fuck, marry, kill?
I feel attacked
Peak millennial culture is putting the good china you inherited in the basement because you need room in the hutch you inherited for the good LEGO sets
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I feel attacked
BANGARANG!
Most Kevin Spacey in House of Cards sounding mother fucker since Kevin Spacey in House of Cards…
Mike Johnson: "I don't have any strategy"
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
BANGARANG!
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Oh! My! God! ☠️ 😭
Sound up 🔈
Sound up 🔈
October 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh! My! God! ☠️ 😭
Sound up 🔈
Sound up 🔈
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
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the one trick mods don’t want you to know
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
No.
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
No.
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Whether it's Zohran Mamdani opening city-run grocery stores or Eric Adams handing potato chip bags filled with cash to reporters, both candidates have provocative ways of getting food to New Yorkers.
August 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Whether it's Zohran Mamdani opening city-run grocery stores or Eric Adams handing potato chip bags filled with cash to reporters, both candidates have provocative ways of getting food to New Yorkers.