not that u were asking, necessarily, but i always default to the "can i move it?" test

altho idk if that works with digits

it's not FOR us

so it goes... another day, another example of elon musk being inexplicably let off the hook for crimes

ｂｌｅｓｓ✨

it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa

Me, to the $15 jar of ethical jalapeños

when you send a friend a picture you found on bsky

yeah we know, we're all proud of her

In 2014 I wrote for @newyorker.com about @kurtjmac.bsky.social, a YouTuber who began walking in Minecraft and never stopped. His quest was to reach the Far Lands, a place at the limits of the algorithmic world, where the landscape breaks apart. On Saturday, after fourteen years, he arrived:

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

any product that depends on the long term stability of its maker is inherently defective

thinking about Him

oh man there's a main character on /r/rust for once

pretty good one too

A PSA: If you own a PSP, check on its battery! Mine was dangerously swollen and I wouldn't've noticed if it weren't for the fact that it was SO swollen it forced the battery cover off on its own. Crisis Averted!

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

Cool button about me I got at a slutty little boutique in New York because I kept thinking about

I can’t get over how beyond despicable it is to detain street vendors, people that keep our streets vibrant and safer because of their presence. Street vendors are some of the most vulnerable and visible yet we are being told their detainment is to keep us safe. Ridiculous.

And in a wild tonal shift, I apparently wrote a body-horror short story told in the 2nd person about physically transforming into a shark and being helpless to stop it!

if i don’t get to explain the movie heat by michael mann to a beautiful woman soon i might DIE

prodigy - the fat of the land (1997)

[ turning around to face the band ]

put it in ⑁