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she/her/do not refer to me // technically a “lawyer,” but candidly just a lil tumblr girl all grown up // all views entirely my own OR perhaps satire…
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another day of wearing the button as the republic inches closer to the unilateral violation of posse comitatus
June 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
another day of wearing the button as the republic inches closer to the unilateral violation of posse comitatus
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It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.
Watch the slow motion: it appears to me that the officers discuss the photographer and reporter before the one on the end fires on them (it looks to me like he's aiming at the camera, not the reporter, but you decide)
June 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.
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Greta Thunberg is 22 and every right wing mother fucker still acts like she's 16 when they talk about her. It's irritating af.
June 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Greta Thunberg is 22 and every right wing mother fucker still acts like she's 16 when they talk about her. It's irritating af.
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world pride being almost entirely americans this weekend was a constant reminder of dying empire
June 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
world pride being almost entirely americans this weekend was a constant reminder of dying empire
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alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell
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Joonie is so ready to go home. 🥹
June 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Joonie is so ready to go home. 🥹
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Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
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So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president.
And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.
This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.
This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
Trump called Musk "a big-time drug addict" in a phone call shortly after their public feud. (WaPo)
June 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president.
And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.
This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.
This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
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We love a goofy, bucktoothed, and smiling parrotfish in Coral City 😁🏳️⚧️🦜🐟 #stripedparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #bucktooth #goofy #smile #protogynoushermaphrodite #supermale #terminalphase #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
June 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We love a goofy, bucktoothed, and smiling parrotfish in Coral City 😁🏳️⚧️🦜🐟 #stripedparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #bucktooth #goofy #smile #protogynoushermaphrodite #supermale #terminalphase #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
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On this date in 1947-- The Washington Monument was struck by lightning and an image was captured by a photographer for the @washingtonpost.com -- displayed on the front page the next day. A daily record 3.47" of rain fell from the storm.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On this date in 1947-- The Washington Monument was struck by lightning and an image was captured by a photographer for the @washingtonpost.com -- displayed on the front page the next day. A daily record 3.47" of rain fell from the storm.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
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Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
June 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
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🌧️ No longer even abnormally dry! After May's soaking rains, DC shed its final drought label. New federal update removed "abnormally dry" classification inside the Beltway.
🌿 May’s 7.73" of rain: wettest month in nearly 5 years.
📈 See what’s next at cwg.live
🌿 May’s 7.73" of rain: wettest month in nearly 5 years.
📈 See what’s next at cwg.live
June 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
🌧️ No longer even abnormally dry! After May's soaking rains, DC shed its final drought label. New federal update removed "abnormally dry" classification inside the Beltway.
🌿 May’s 7.73" of rain: wettest month in nearly 5 years.
📈 See what’s next at cwg.live
🌿 May’s 7.73" of rain: wettest month in nearly 5 years.
📈 See what’s next at cwg.live
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I decided to stay out of politics. Here’s why I went on a 30 tweet bender about politics last night.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
June 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I decided to stay out of politics. Here’s why I went on a 30 tweet bender about politics last night.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF TALKING SHIT!!!! CMON PROF @leahlitman.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF TALKING SHIT!!!! CMON PROF @leahlitman.bsky.social
ONGGG @leahlitman.bsky.social ON THE DAILY SHOWWWWW
June 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ONGGG @leahlitman.bsky.social ON THE DAILY SHOWWWWW
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The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.
A new satellite TV channel allows Alexei Navalny's videos to reach Russian audiences
The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.
n.pr
June 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.
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I think it is straightforwardly true that it’s bad for the Democratic Party that our legislative leaders are all from New York
June 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I think it is straightforwardly true that it’s bad for the Democratic Party that our legislative leaders are all from New York
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nyt descriptions of trump as hinge messages
June 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
nyt descriptions of trump as hinge messages
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A GOP Council Member called to deport Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani. Zohran is a US citizen and duly elected official. Threatening political opponents with deportation is straight out of a fascist playbook. It’s how hateful cowards respond to a multi-racial, working class movement. Disgusting.
June 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A GOP Council Member called to deport Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani. Zohran is a US citizen and duly elected official. Threatening political opponents with deportation is straight out of a fascist playbook. It’s how hateful cowards respond to a multi-racial, working class movement. Disgusting.