Skidd McMarx
@morodean.bsky.social
Professional Hoverboarder
ACAB includes Captain Qwark
Eat shorts, live fast.
All pronouns
ACAB includes Captain Qwark
Eat shorts, live fast.
All pronouns
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As the British like to say "mummy, I fartpooped in me short pants"
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
As the British like to say "mummy, I fartpooped in me short pants"
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One Piece is better than Bob the Builder.
July 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One Piece is better than Bob the Builder.
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no problemo I say as I shit my pants
July 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
no problemo I say as I shit my pants
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they should call him CANNIBAL lecter! #tuesday #jokes #comedy #tuesdayjokes #tuesdaycomedy #jokescomedy
July 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
they should call him CANNIBAL lecter! #tuesday #jokes #comedy #tuesdayjokes #tuesdaycomedy #jokescomedy
Who’s up eating clam chowder rn?
July 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Who’s up eating clam chowder rn?
Your days are numbered French’s mustard. You know what you did
July 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Your days are numbered French’s mustard. You know what you did
You ever want to rob a bank with your queer buddies and don’t know what soundtrack you’d need to do it to? Well I have the solution for you.
hi it would mean the world to me if you listened to my band Ekko Astral’s debut album “pink balloons” & if you like it tell yr friends ok thanks love u 💞✌️
pink balloons - YouTube
youtube.com
July 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You ever want to rob a bank with your queer buddies and don’t know what soundtrack you’d need to do it to? Well I have the solution for you.
Going in my “I hope someone in the distant future sees this without any context” file.
In their mind you’re slandering a politician by fabricating a scenario in which he claimed a beloved Peanuts character had game, and they won’t stand for it
July 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Going in my “I hope someone in the distant future sees this without any context” file.
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I’m just saying ‘Dick Ass’ a fucking ton atm rn thoughts and prayers if you don’t want to hear that atm rn
June 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m just saying ‘Dick Ass’ a fucking ton atm rn thoughts and prayers if you don’t want to hear that atm rn
Fuck I feel so guilty about shitposting yesterday I think I’ll incrementally change the whole USA.
Glad you all decided to come alone and organize shitposts at the same time instead of working to improve the country.
June 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fuck I feel so guilty about shitposting yesterday I think I’ll incrementally change the whole USA.
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I feel blessed to be unaware of any current Contra discourse
June 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel blessed to be unaware of any current Contra discourse
Making a suit of armor out of old Taco Bell’s sauce packets.
June 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Making a suit of armor out of old Taco Bell’s sauce packets.
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Mamdani shot JFK.
June 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Mamdani shot JFK.
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she johned on my jacob while i jingleheimered her schmidt
June 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
she johned on my jacob while i jingleheimered her schmidt
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wokery is tearing the whittling community apart and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
June 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
wokery is tearing the whittling community apart and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
Ahhh the age old question rears its head again.
is the lady from BIG (1988) that fucks tom hanks a pedophile?
June 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ahhh the age old question rears its head again.
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I am both amazed and disappointed that I've never actually bitten a dental hygenist.
June 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am both amazed and disappointed that I've never actually bitten a dental hygenist.
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sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country
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Some of y’all are so dumb over there on Shitter you’ll be asking grok if it’s true that that wine mom has the fiercest pussy
June 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Some of y’all are so dumb over there on Shitter you’ll be asking grok if it’s true that that wine mom has the fiercest pussy