Mister Horse
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Ftr I have never sung, sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ftr I have never sung, sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
Not today, got monkey finger
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not today, got monkey finger
Happy Columbo Day!
a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
ALT: a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
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October 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy Columbo Day!
Life hack: never light up a room, you’ll just end up the subject of a Dateline episode
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Life hack: never light up a room, you’ll just end up the subject of a Dateline episode
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Yay! I’m finally old enough to pretend I can’t hear
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yay! I’m finally old enough to pretend I can’t hear
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How Soon Is Now - The Smiths
September 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How Soon Is Now - The Smiths
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The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open
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I always have drugs on me to get to meet drug sniffing dogs
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I always have drugs on me to get to meet drug sniffing dogs
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September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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hi Sharks, today I’m pitching the bacon g string ❤️
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
hi Sharks, today I’m pitching the bacon g string ❤️
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Me: "Sweet dog!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
September 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me: "Sweet dog!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
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Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it
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butt chugging NyQuil is still ok
September 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
butt chugging NyQuil is still ok
Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly is how I figure the rapture will go tomorrow
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly is how I figure the rapture will go tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly is how I figure the rapture will go tomorrow
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly is how I figure the rapture will go tomorrow
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Dance like everyone is watching and throwing coupons at you.
September 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dance like everyone is watching and throwing coupons at you.
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We need waterproof tissue for those crying in the shower mornings.
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We need waterproof tissue for those crying in the shower mornings.
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Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
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Welcome to your 50s. You don’t lose weight, it hides somewhere and jumps out in group photos.
September 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Welcome to your 50s. You don’t lose weight, it hides somewhere and jumps out in group photos.