Matt Revels
@mrev460.bsky.social
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Daniel Plainview voice:
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Daniel Plainview voice:
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Coming to terms with the fact that this is my politics now
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that this is my politics now
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you because the abyss has to poop
August 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you because the abyss has to poop
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July 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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My new favorite book
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My new favorite book
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[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
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Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"
April 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"
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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
theonion.com/gorilla...
theonion.com/gorilla...
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
theonion.com/gorilla...
theonion.com/gorilla...
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I call this next one…
“That’s Not How Mom Makes It”
“That’s Not How Mom Makes It”
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I call this next one…
“That’s Not How Mom Makes It”
“That’s Not How Mom Makes It”
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
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Oops! All meltdowns!
January 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oops! All meltdowns!
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Mama Bear: Ok but last time
Papa Bear: Thanks, babe
[she puts on a Goldilocks wig]
Mama Bear:I can't sleep here. It's toooo hard
Papa Bear: Thanks, babe
[she puts on a Goldilocks wig]
Mama Bear:I can't sleep here. It's toooo hard
January 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Mama Bear: Ok but last time
Papa Bear: Thanks, babe
[she puts on a Goldilocks wig]
Mama Bear:I can't sleep here. It's toooo hard
Papa Bear: Thanks, babe
[she puts on a Goldilocks wig]
Mama Bear:I can't sleep here. It's toooo hard
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Sowing: Hell yeah, I'm in control of the damn R train baby!
Reaping: [10 minutes later, exhausted] "Let 'em off, people, let 'em off. Please do not hold the doors, there is another train just behind this one. Step in and stand clear, 28th Street, 28th Street is next."
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Reaping: [10 minutes later, exhausted] "Let 'em off, people, let 'em off. Please do not hold the doors, there is another train just behind this one. Step in and stand clear, 28th Street, 28th Street is next."
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Video shows R subway train stolen in NYC, taken for joyride
Police are searching for three people they say stole an R subway train over the weekend and posted their joyride on social media.
www.cbsnews.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sowing: Hell yeah, I'm in control of the damn R train baby!
Reaping: [10 minutes later, exhausted] "Let 'em off, people, let 'em off. Please do not hold the doors, there is another train just behind this one. Step in and stand clear, 28th Street, 28th Street is next."
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Reaping: [10 minutes later, exhausted] "Let 'em off, people, let 'em off. Please do not hold the doors, there is another train just behind this one. Step in and stand clear, 28th Street, 28th Street is next."
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
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Hey everyone! Incredible news!
Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies!
If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you!
This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)
Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies!
If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you!
This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hey everyone! Incredible news!
Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies!
If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you!
This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)
Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies!
If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you!
This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)
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Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again
December 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
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Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)