Martin
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Martin
@mschoonmaker.bsky.social
Seattle, WA ... He/Him ... deep sigh
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Torrenting darude_sandstorm_remix.mp4 only to discover that the file is a bootleg episode of 60 Minutes.
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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So if you're going to be doomscrolling today, at least make it a journey through decades of community creativity that helped shaped gaming as we know it.

Maybe something you made is in here?

doomscroll.cx
DoomScroll — Browse, Preview, and Play Thousands of User-Made Doom WADs
Endlessly scroll through decades of user-made Doom maps. Preview and play WADs instantly in your browser.
doomscroll.cx
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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don’t you remember…
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Oh…
VORACE
YouTube video by Pau Mauve
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Grok is saying Elon got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and he did it. he did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, he pulled his butt apart and stuff. he was totally nude. I mean you probably didn't hear about it because he went under the name Mi www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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they're trying to fucking get me
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings

JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM