Nissan al-Gaib
@muaddweeb.bsky.social
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sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things
sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things
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Nissan al-Gaib
@muaddweeb.bsky.social
· Jan 4
i am the daughter of the clowns you couldn’t dunk tank
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eat shit and die lmao i had SO much riding on this 😭
this is for the person with whom i am in a bidding war for a 21 chord autoharp on ebay:
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
April 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
eat shit and die lmao i had SO much riding on this 😭
this is for the person with whom i am in a bidding war for a 21 chord autoharp on ebay:
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
April 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
this is for the person with whom i am in a bidding war for a 21 chord autoharp on ebay:
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.
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the legion of middle-aged normie millennials is coming. they’ve been watching Fantastic Beasts movies and chuckling at Super Mario parody t-shirts for years and their grief is soon to explode upon the world stage
millennials please. please stop this. we were supposed to be better than this
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the legion of middle-aged normie millennials is coming. they’ve been watching Fantastic Beasts movies and chuckling at Super Mario parody t-shirts for years and their grief is soon to explode upon the world stage
they need a hotline you can call to avoid the urge to over pluck your brows
March 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they need a hotline you can call to avoid the urge to over pluck your brows
fucking hate having to live in this “blue or black ink” world
March 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
fucking hate having to live in this “blue or black ink” world
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People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.
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the new york yankees still have a hair policy in the year 2025 but somehow an arkansas law related to hair is “like north korea” and not “like the new york yankees”
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the new york yankees still have a hair policy in the year 2025 but somehow an arkansas law related to hair is “like north korea” and not “like the new york yankees”
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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feels like a good day to meditate on scripture,
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
feels like a good day to meditate on scripture,
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I want to make this post because I see people trying to rewrite history and make dems the victims of a malicious campaign by Arabs and young people to tank Kamala's campaign swing states.
What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.
What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.
March 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I want to make this post because I see people trying to rewrite history and make dems the victims of a malicious campaign by Arabs and young people to tank Kamala's campaign swing states.
What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.
What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.
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Omg if you want to get in a deep fucking hole and stole your hatred of cops to unseen levels start reading up on how cops use spurious accusations of "gang affiliation" systematically to engage in race based violence, to systematically destroy communities, to target people for retribution, and to
ICE policy says a person can be deemed a gang member if any ICE officer notes two "Gang Membership Identification Criteria." In Mr. Reyes Barrios' case, that appears to have been:
1) A tattoo modeled off the Real Madrid logo
2) A picture from social media of him throwing the horns.
That was it!
1) A tattoo modeled off the Real Madrid logo
2) A picture from social media of him throwing the horns.
That was it!
![7. Initially, Mr. Reyes Barrios was placed in maximum security at Otay Mesa and accused of being a Tren de Aragua gang member. The accusation is based on two things. First, he has a tattoo on his arm of a crown sitting atop a soccer ball with a rosary and the word "Dies." OHS alleges that this tattoo is proof of gang membership. In reality, he chose this tattoo, because it is similar to the logo for his favorite soccer team Real Madrid. See logo below. ' [A picture of the Real Madrid logo, which is a crown on top of a circle loking a bit like a soccer ball. This is compared with a picture of Mr. Reyes Barrios tattoo, which has both a crown and a soccer ball, along with some other designs flowing out of those central pieces]. 8. Second, OHS reviewed his social media posts and found a photo of Mr. Reyes Barrios making a hand gesture that they allege is proof of gang membership. In fact, the gesture is a common one that means I Love You in sign language and is commonly used as a Rock&Roll symbol. [A picture of Mr. Reyes Barrios throwing the horns].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreihk2mcxcdvoga2laait7tdyhj7kpo5bpnjty7qrifqyavv5vucqeq@jpeg)
March 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Omg if you want to get in a deep fucking hole and stole your hatred of cops to unseen levels start reading up on how cops use spurious accusations of "gang affiliation" systematically to engage in race based violence, to systematically destroy communities, to target people for retribution, and to
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
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I feel the same way about Mr Beast as I do when Netflix says 300 million people watched some movie called Red Bulletin starring Chris Pratt and the Rock. I just don’t believe any of it is real. Actual people are doing wood carving.
March 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I feel the same way about Mr Beast as I do when Netflix says 300 million people watched some movie called Red Bulletin starring Chris Pratt and the Rock. I just don’t believe any of it is real. Actual people are doing wood carving.
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What are we, a bunch of Asians?
This is communist Russia type of shit happening domestically in America.
It's only been 6 weeks. FFS
It's only been 6 weeks. FFS
March 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What are we, a bunch of Asians?
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It's actually extremely easy to understand why Joe Rogan would do this, but understanding it would require the ADL to ask larger questions about their new political allies on the Trumpist right, so instead they're going to pretend it's inexplicable.
March 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's actually extremely easy to understand why Joe Rogan would do this, but understanding it would require the ADL to ask larger questions about their new political allies on the Trumpist right, so instead they're going to pretend it's inexplicable.
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i get so tired of seeing parents of kids with autism parading around like they know more about autism than an adult with autism. do us all a favor and shut up.
March 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i get so tired of seeing parents of kids with autism parading around like they know more about autism than an adult with autism. do us all a favor and shut up.
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
don’t get me wrong, i WANT a snatched jawline, but i think there’s something so insidious about encouraging people to literally tape their mouths shut overnight
March 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
don’t get me wrong, i WANT a snatched jawline, but i think there’s something so insidious about encouraging people to literally tape their mouths shut overnight
also i know im just preaching to the chorus but WHY is the job market such A S S, like i did what i was supposed to and beyond, i went to grad school, i got my masters, i worked a REAL job—why am i out here applying for minimum wage gigs asking for my GPA like
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
also i know im just preaching to the chorus but WHY is the job market such A S S, like i did what i was supposed to and beyond, i went to grad school, i got my masters, i worked a REAL job—why am i out here applying for minimum wage gigs asking for my GPA like
realistically is a union job and a steady relationship too much to ask
March 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
realistically is a union job and a steady relationship too much to ask