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A Few Good Wolves
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Do not follow me. I do not follow back automatically.

This platform is not a safe space; it is an extension of the corporate hellscape.

Fundraisers and engagement bait accounts that follow me will be blocked.

I live at the bottom of a well, actually.
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dudes who have built their entire careers around being really good with numbers and pattern recognition and shit reading all the same news articles about staggering, literally gilded age level inequality every day, and going lol, what a crazy amount of isolated incidents with zero correlation, wild
January 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Guys, an acquittal sandwich would, by implication, involve either two acquittals surrounding something or two other things bracing an acquittal. Gotta figure out which thing is bread and move forward from there.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Broads: Are They Really People? Join us tomorrow at nytimes.com as Ross Douthat and a Neanderthal model we swiped from the Smithsonian investigate.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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nah man,
dude got put in the de-evolution chair and koopa set it to "Miocene",
went to the plastic surgeon operating out of the old superclips in walmart and said "gimmie the undead danny trejo",
dropped by spirit halloween's closeout sale and picked up the "90's prop comic" wig,
unrecognizable.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
America... boy, I dunno.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Between Charlie Hebdo and Charlie Kirk, the whole of love is lost.
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One time, Jay punched me in the face.*

It was 𝑎𝑤𝑒𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒.

*metaphorically
gonna start spreading likely true but unconfirmed misinformation about the bsky team
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"there are no atheists in foxholes" is a terrible expression. sure, the things that foxes worship do not resemble our "gods". that does not mean that they are atheists
March 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I was an early adopter on bluesky and have enjoyed my time here and loved what we've tried to make here.

But if trans people don't feel safe on bluesky, and bluesky leadership is actively disappearing the accounts of people raising concerns, no one should feel safe.
October 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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BSky hid @asukafield.xyz's transphobia mod list. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.
To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this:

We salute you.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Your site is gonna die harder than tumblr.
Your community is built off the ruins of other sites that have done this.
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is a great thread.
I'm bored, so let's do this:

One like, one tip to survive in neurotypical society as an autistic or otherwise neurodivergent person.
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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in two years we went from "come here if you’re not safe on twitter" to "if you feel unsafe here gtfo"
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Welp... now hateful conservative commentators don't have to invent a guy to be afraid of because there's an actual guy to be afraid of.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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A short explanation of p-hacking and why it absolutely makes sense to ask HHS to release the study methods of their autism report in advance.
September 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I thought it was about the Pearl Jam song until same
I thought this was about the children's book teddy bear all the way until the word "pants"
September 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM