Noel Purcell
@namelessranger.bsky.social
former tumblr child star, ghostface kia soul
These freaks are so far out over their fucking skis and they don't even realize it
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
These freaks are so far out over their fucking skis and they don't even realize it
Cranking my hog no lube to this
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Cranking my hog no lube to this
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new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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in fantasy baseball 300 hours is called March
Man Who Spent 300 Hours Playing Fantasy Football This Year Rewarded With $30 Second-Place Payout https://theonion.com/man-who-spent-300-hours-playing-fantasy-football-this-y-1819577319/
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
in fantasy baseball 300 hours is called March
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no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
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if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
Hartford Civic Center aka the XL Center (aka PeoplesBank Arena now? Whatever) / Green Day & Jimmy Eat World - 2005
An incredible setlist.
An incredible setlist.
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Hartford Civic Center aka the XL Center (aka PeoplesBank Arena now? Whatever) / Green Day & Jimmy Eat World - 2005
An incredible setlist.
An incredible setlist.
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
In college I split my last.fm up and made a second one because I knew the amount of plays I had in HS would forever skew all data. It's such a funny top five to look back on. Insane play counts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
In college I split my last.fm up and made a second one because I knew the amount of plays I had in HS would forever skew all data. It's such a funny top five to look back on. Insane play counts.
I have played hundreds of hours of CFB 26. It is a terrible game. The worst one I've ever sunk that much time into. My girlfriend cannot believe I still play it. It makes me so angry in a way that video games broadly do not.
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I have played hundreds of hours of CFB 26. It is a terrible game. The worst one I've ever sunk that much time into. My girlfriend cannot believe I still play it. It makes me so angry in a way that video games broadly do not.
162 or death
Commissioner Rob Manfred said he is considering the possibility of a split season or an in-season tournament.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
162 or death
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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We have to destroy them
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
We have to destroy them
The nice thing about bsky has been sorta slow rolling returning and thus 1) curating a feed again and 2) finding mutuals who made the switch again.
I just dropped twitter basically cold turkey, and got suspended on my original account first, so I didn't see who went where. Fun!
I just dropped twitter basically cold turkey, and got suspended on my original account first, so I didn't see who went where. Fun!
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The nice thing about bsky has been sorta slow rolling returning and thus 1) curating a feed again and 2) finding mutuals who made the switch again.
I just dropped twitter basically cold turkey, and got suspended on my original account first, so I didn't see who went where. Fun!
I just dropped twitter basically cold turkey, and got suspended on my original account first, so I didn't see who went where. Fun!
Insane that we're allowing the Israelis to participate in this.
Basically the same as 2023. It's a bummer that apart from Mexico, the Latin American countries' uniforms always look like MLB didn't get the rights to use the real thing
Team hat designs for the 2026 World Baseball Classic are out:
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Insane that we're allowing the Israelis to participate in this.
Janno Lieber mispronounced it as "Mandami" twice in the damn press conference today. Bro!
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Janno Lieber mispronounced it as "Mandami" twice in the damn press conference today. Bro!
Letting Zio freak Julie Menin become City Council Speaker is simply gonna be another loser for Zohran to tame.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Letting Zio freak Julie Menin become City Council Speaker is simply gonna be another loser for Zohran to tame.
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"Too many New Yorkers have been forced to pay more for less—living in unsafe, unconscionable, and unaffordable housing... Today's executive order is the first step towards giving New Yorkers a voice in addressing the housing crisis that is pricing them out of our city."
Mamdani announces NYC "Rental Ripoff" hearings in all 5 boroughs
Mamdani says tenants will testify at "Rental Ripoff" hearings before New York City takes action against "unconscionable" business practices.
www.cbsnews.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Too many New Yorkers have been forced to pay more for less—living in unsafe, unconscionable, and unaffordable housing... Today's executive order is the first step towards giving New Yorkers a voice in addressing the housing crisis that is pricing them out of our city."
Death to America
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Death to America
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Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Whoever's blowing the air horn in the back of the Zohran inaugural speech should be executed as the first mayoral act
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Whoever's blowing the air horn in the back of the Zohran inaugural speech should be executed as the first mayoral act
MN, fuck. RIP to one of the best to ever do it. On my personal posting Mt Rushmore. Very few have ever made me laugh as hard or as often.
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
MN, fuck. RIP to one of the best to ever do it. On my personal posting Mt Rushmore. Very few have ever made me laugh as hard or as often.