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chloe
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terminal lurker - she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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heads up
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Well this came true I guess
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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In memory of Scott Adams, I think more people should be talking about the series finale of the Dilbert cartoon, a two part episode in which Dilbert is force-femmed by Mpreg
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Getting ready to learn Chinese
Nearly 2 million Canadians are of Chinese descent, many with family and friends across the Pacific.

As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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When I posted this many folks said this likely isn't an injury, it's just something they do to stay warm, and OMG today over 100 sanderlings flew in right next to me and almost all of them were hopping on one foot. See thread for more 😭🪶
March 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I got a couple tens of thousands of stills and videos to review from last years vermillion flycatcher nest, and tonight im doing it chill from todays excitement, i found this fakey from mama 😁 🪶 🐣
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation

Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...
Internet troubleshooting of the 1800s | Fool Time, Part 2 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

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Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube

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The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM