Nick Dixon
@ndixon.bsky.social
Software developer, writer of wrongs, photonerd and currymuncher
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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The President personally designing battleships because he wants them to look badass is not doing much to challenge the "everyone is 12 now" theory of American governance.
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The President personally designing battleships because he wants them to look badass is not doing much to challenge the "everyone is 12 now" theory of American governance.
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Russell Brand accused again of being a conservative influencer
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Russell Brand accused again of being a conservative influencer
Democracy dies in dickless
For the first time in a generation, we have censorship of the press.
Not because the government prohibits publication of offending material.
But because the administration coerces and dangles corrupt incentives like help with billion-dollar mergers.
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Not because the government prohibits publication of offending material.
But because the administration coerces and dangles corrupt incentives like help with billion-dollar mergers.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Democracy dies in dickless
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Is this fearless defender of the Christian faith the same Martin Daubney who edited Page 3 and Loaded magazine?
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is this fearless defender of the Christian faith the same Martin Daubney who edited Page 3 and Loaded magazine?
They're not queuing for bread in the Soviet Union. The seats are not in short supply. The plane will take off at the scheduled time when everyone who booked a seat is on it.
It makes no difference who boards first, who boards last and who is in the middle.
So why are they moaning?
It makes no difference who boards first, who boards last and who is in the middle.
So why are they moaning?
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
They're not queuing for bread in the Soviet Union. The seats are not in short supply. The plane will take off at the scheduled time when everyone who booked a seat is on it.
It makes no difference who boards first, who boards last and who is in the middle.
So why are they moaning?
It makes no difference who boards first, who boards last and who is in the middle.
So why are they moaning?
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Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre.
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre.
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that.
There's your difference
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December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Well I saw it, said it (via 61016) and they did not in fact sort it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well I saw it, said it (via 61016) and they did not in fact sort it.
Please ensure all future correspondence with government officials uses a blackletter font like Fraktur.
They'll probably cum.
They'll probably cum.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Please ensure all future correspondence with government officials uses a blackletter font like Fraktur.
They'll probably cum.
They'll probably cum.
Yes and 32% inflation compounded over four years, will make prices 3x what they were.
BRENNAN: Prices in the toy space are accelerating, and people are feeling that
BRENNAN: Inflation is a composite number and it's roughly the same year over over
BRENNAN: Inflation is a composite number and it's roughly the same year over over
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes and 32% inflation compounded over four years, will make prices 3x what they were.
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One of the good things about history is — if you look back at Europe 100 years ago (entre deux guerres) or 200 years (entre revolutions) or 700 years ago (entre la guerre de cent ans) — we live in an incredibly successful and peaceful experiment in pooled sovereignty. F*ck M*sk
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One of the good things about history is — if you look back at Europe 100 years ago (entre deux guerres) or 200 years (entre revolutions) or 700 years ago (entre la guerre de cent ans) — we live in an incredibly successful and peaceful experiment in pooled sovereignty. F*ck M*sk
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
I'm looking forward to the NFL Prize for Physics.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm looking forward to the NFL Prize for Physics.
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![[Scene is a JOB INTERVIEW. The bosses taking the interview are FATHER and MOTHER CHRISTMAS. In the chair across the desk from is the interviewee: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, sitting legs crossed. Rudolph is effusive and expressive with his hands / hooves.]
RUDOLPH:
...and in addition to my sleigh-pulling experience, l just genuinely love working with other reindeer. I mean I'm a real 'reindeer reindeer' you know? Haha!
FATHER CHRISTMAS [Looking delighted]:
Wonderful! Well, I think we've found our candidate...
So, uh...
Rudolph with your nose so bright...
...won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
[A chilly pause. We focus on Rudolph, who folds his arms, looks away in silent fury, his nose casting light about the room as he does so. He drags his eyes back to Father Christmas, his expression now of pure, cold contempt.]
RUDOLPH:
So this is about my nose.
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
One of my bulbs has gone.
RUDOLPH:
Go to Halfords!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
It's closed till Tuesday.
RUDOLPH:
No, right, OK... I get it... this is like a narrative thing for you, isn't it?
[Rolling his eyes, gesticulating, getting more angry as he begins to rant]:
Like...powerful white male saves the shunned outsider by making a gimmick of their difference?
[We see Father and Mother Christmas looking awkward, a bit scared, askance at each other]
RUDOLPH:
So in your head, what, like, the other reindeer who've bullied me my whole life will suddenly start respecting Mr Fog Lamp up front?
[Rudolph is waving his hooves now]
I mean, I notice you haven't interviewed my AUNTY for this job. Rita the Red-Arsed Reindeer? She applied!
Her nose is even brighter than mine, but because the disease has spread to her ARSE she's not the right KIND of diversity mascot...
[Finally Rudolph stands up, knocking his chair backwards. Father Christmas looks shocked, Mother Christmas looks terrified.]
RUDOLPH:
This is BULLSHIT!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
SECURITY...!
[A little Elf enters to tackle Rudolph]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreie3mb32pphq6abkfu4w62sikexg3dtwyw3qgcrfdcwhoi3o7gbleu@jpeg)
Like Epstein, he only invites people onto his plane if they'll not kick up a fuss about what's going on.
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Like Epstein, he only invites people onto his plane if they'll not kick up a fuss about what's going on.
Apparently the Telegraph's median reader age is now 70+.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Apparently the Telegraph's median reader age is now 70+.
It's as reliable as his diaries
“Low testosterone levels, underdeveloped sexual organs, and in some cases a micropenis, are all things that Hitler may have experienced…”
The Hitler-Trump connection now has a whole new angle.
youtu.be/P6iVduIrE-Q?...
The Hitler-Trump connection now has a whole new angle.
youtu.be/P6iVduIrE-Q?...
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's as reliable as his diaries
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
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as a centrist i think it's only fair to bulldoze the west wing to make it fair to the east wing
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
as a centrist i think it's only fair to bulldoze the west wing to make it fair to the east wing
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This is a matter for The Hague
With alt text.
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is a matter for The Hague
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the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth