Mellow Biafra
@nervousfarter.bsky.social
Professional lurker, amateur poster, ex-teenage rebel.
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
Once upon a time, Robert Smith didn't wear make up, and knew how to use a hairbrush.
The Cure - A Forest
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Once upon a time, Robert Smith didn't wear make up, and knew how to use a hairbrush.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
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I don't understand the fixation with how many books people read last year.
I mean... It entirely depends on the books' length and the reader's speed, both of which are completely irrelevant to the enjoyment of it all.
Right?
I mean... It entirely depends on the books' length and the reader's speed, both of which are completely irrelevant to the enjoyment of it all.
Right?
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don't understand the fixation with how many books people read last year.
I mean... It entirely depends on the books' length and the reader's speed, both of which are completely irrelevant to the enjoyment of it all.
Right?
I mean... It entirely depends on the books' length and the reader's speed, both of which are completely irrelevant to the enjoyment of it all.
Right?
Whenever I give the finger to a Cyber truck driver (like I did this morning) I'm always worried that they're going to do a u-turn, and I'm going to get my ass beat by the most divorced man on earth.
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Whenever I give the finger to a Cyber truck driver (like I did this morning) I'm always worried that they're going to do a u-turn, and I'm going to get my ass beat by the most divorced man on earth.
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
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December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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I don't need people.
I just need you guys.
I just need you guys.
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't need people.
I just need you guys.
I just need you guys.
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What I like most about townhouse living is hearing my neighbor begging her dog to take a shit so they can go back inside
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What I like most about townhouse living is hearing my neighbor begging her dog to take a shit so they can go back inside
They did it. They found a way to sneak a Metroid-ass puzzle in a Mario game.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They did it. They found a way to sneak a Metroid-ass puzzle in a Mario game.
Ian MacKaye cut ties with Ministry when he realized how much drugs they were taking. "Call it Pailhead, don't put my name on it, and I will never play live with you"
I think you can draw a direct line from this collab to Lard...
I think you can draw a direct line from this collab to Lard...
I Will Refuse
YouTube video by Pailhead - Topic
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ian MacKaye cut ties with Ministry when he realized how much drugs they were taking. "Call it Pailhead, don't put my name on it, and I will never play live with you"
I think you can draw a direct line from this collab to Lard...
I think you can draw a direct line from this collab to Lard...
MC5 (short for Motor City Five) Death. The Stooges.
Punk rock wasn't born in New York, London or LA. It started in Michigan.
Punk rock wasn't born in New York, London or LA. It started in Michigan.
Iggy and the Stooges - I Got A Right (Original Version)
YouTube video by mantishandz
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
MC5 (short for Motor City Five) Death. The Stooges.
Punk rock wasn't born in New York, London or LA. It started in Michigan.
Punk rock wasn't born in New York, London or LA. It started in Michigan.
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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remember when you and your friends used to talk about fun, sexy things instead of your gut health or bladder
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
remember when you and your friends used to talk about fun, sexy things instead of your gut health or bladder
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is one of the few movie soundtracks I've owned, and this is one of my favorite tracks
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
Stretch - Why Did You Do It • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is one of the few movie soundtracks I've owned, and this is one of my favorite tracks
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
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Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
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It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.