In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
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Some say in ICE
Some say in ICE
Time for me to click "X"
And be rid of my to-read pile
Closing tabs
"No, I won't restore them"
I say out loud to my PC and smile
I breathe a little deeper
I step a little lighter
I know
That my tabs are dead
Closing tabs
Every new beginning
Comes from starting another thread
YEAH
Time for me to click "X"
And be rid of my to-read pile
Closing tabs
"No, I won't restore them"
I say out loud to my PC and smile
I breathe a little deeper
I step a little lighter
I know
That my tabs are dead
Closing tabs
Every new beginning
Comes from starting another thread
YEAH
Incredible
Incredible
The unwhitewashed history of Jimmy Carter:
A thread.
The unwhitewashed history of Jimmy Carter:
A thread.