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You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
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I'm scared to think what jk rowling would name a middle eastern character
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I'm scared to think what jk rowling would name a middle eastern character
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
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I am accidentally researching a topic that finance bros are into and I cannot believe there is a single human alive dumb enough to listen to finance bros. Holy crap how does that industry exist scammers on scammers on dumbass scammers.
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I am accidentally researching a topic that finance bros are into and I cannot believe there is a single human alive dumb enough to listen to finance bros. Holy crap how does that industry exist scammers on scammers on dumbass scammers.
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milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
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that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”
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had a sudden urge to make a comic based on one of my favorite text posts
#SonaPartment
#SonaPartment
![comic featuring dialogue in the form of cut up screenshots of a textpost. the first panel says "[date at applebees]" as ube and fidget sit happily at their table. the second panel says "waiter: what'll it be?" with aiden shown as a tired waiter ready to take their order. the third panel says "him: i'll have the apple" as ube is shown happily ordering. the last panel says "me: *through gritted teeth* i guess i'll have the bees then" with fidget shown lowering his head, sweating and gritting his teeth.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:32jbx5hqqo4duizzah5ltqmn/bafkreigaspeudrussic324zgn5ojrpc45htzc332j2ksc2s7cx4g5f3e6y@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
had a sudden urge to make a comic based on one of my favorite text posts
#SonaPartment
#SonaPartment
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and the fact that it wasn’t pulled immediately after the grok CSAM incident says everything you need to know about the way “protecting children” is used as a justification for anything else. it’s never really about that at all. it’s all just power & capital.
Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
and the fact that it wasn’t pulled immediately after the grok CSAM incident says everything you need to know about the way “protecting children” is used as a justification for anything else. it’s never really about that at all. it’s all just power & capital.
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youtube recs: here are ten 3D printing mistakes you're MAKING RIGHT NOW
me, smugly: You're wrong, because I'm currently 3D printing NOTHING
me, smugly: You're wrong, because I'm currently 3D printing NOTHING
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 PM
youtube recs: here are ten 3D printing mistakes you're MAKING RIGHT NOW
me, smugly: You're wrong, because I'm currently 3D printing NOTHING
me, smugly: You're wrong, because I'm currently 3D printing NOTHING
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don't fuck up your magic or it'll make you gay. my bud read the spell backwards and now he's pondering his bro
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
don't fuck up your magic or it'll make you gay. my bud read the spell backwards and now he's pondering his bro
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i name things wrong in google photos on purpose and sometimes it leads to this
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
i name things wrong in google photos on purpose and sometimes it leads to this
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subjecting yourself to trauma and horror for no reason isn't actually helping anymore
the administration is lying about every detail of today’s killing and we know that partly because of the video evidence. if the footage feels traumatizing to see, sorry, but that’s reality, and you don’t get to opt out because it makes you feel bad
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
subjecting yourself to trauma and horror for no reason isn't actually helping anymore
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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@sarahz.bsky.social Not sure if you saw this... who would you vote for
![Poll by tubapun
If the Mcelroy Brothers all went on E like in hit web novel Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, who would gain the largest rack?
[Justin/Travis/Griffin]
Reblogged by taliabhattwrites, saying:
Posts that could be the topic of a future Sarah Z video](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awkrsu65rc42u6abvzrjwuck/bafkreidhstfc7jhhnnucdxaneyyhzmedoqcvv2htfb26a7qdpvwlpfm6ma@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
@sarahz.bsky.social Not sure if you saw this... who would you vote for
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DELL EXEC: Consumers are “not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome."
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
Dell seems to be the first to realise we don't actually care about AI PCs
"What we've learned over the course of this year, from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI."
www.pcgamer.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
DELL EXEC: Consumers are “not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome."
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5 OF READING DOA
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5 OF READING DOA
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I'm going to run Doom on the waifu
More details on the AI waifu/husbandos :
Razer is making an AI anime waifu hologram for your desk
Another cursed AI gadget, now with RGB.
www.theverge.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm going to run Doom on the waifu
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omg they're gonna bring luigi
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
omg they're gonna bring luigi