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~ Certified Goddamned Delight
~ Books and cats and bad movie riffing
~ Oh and nazis can go fuck themselves 🖕
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People at the weed dispensaries this week stocking up for reuniting with their families for Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Imagine working on a project for years and having someone steal it. And then boast about that, or try to justify it. No - you're a thief. You stole an author's hard work. Libraries exist, you have no excuse.
I see it's the seasonal argument about why piracy to fuck over Amazon and publishers is okay while many authors live below the poverty line.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
And my little nerd world would never be the same again #MST3K
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I see it's the seasonal argument about why piracy to fuck over Amazon and publishers is okay while many authors live below the poverty line.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don’t drink bc of the medication I’m on

Before that I didn’t drink bc of one of the diseases I have

Before that I didn’t drink—much—bc we have multiple alcoholics in the family & that scared me

Everyone has their own reason(s) for not drinking and it’s none of your damn business to ask for it
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’ve watched this short video something like 17 times in a row and my jaw continues to hang open in awe at just how amazing she is
youtube.com/shorts/5OMqV...
“anime is so unrealistic” Then this woman shows up cc: @DilyaAbdusalimova
YouTube video by Rose Basemera
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Alt text for image: a blackboard on which it’s written “my mind is like my internet browser
19 tabs are open
3 of them are frozen
and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!

www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My desk is a perpetually crowded shitshow but I’m still gonna put this on my holiday wishlist bc this looks like a fun diversion from the daily clown car shitshow
My beloved middle child Oliver helps me to fill in a Make Your Own Effin' Bird page in my 2026 calendar. Get yours at your local bookstore, or check out some online options at eatf.art
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The rich are probably gamy and stringy and like any such meats would benefit from slow, low cooking. Thus, the new slogan: "Sous vide the rich"
This is propaganda meant to deter us from eating the rich.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hahaha in case life in our current political and disease-ridden situation isn’t creepy and disturbing enough I present to you one of my favorite books on the cheap and you MUST read it
I do not know why my "sleepwalkers mysteriously walk across a violent, divided America during an unfolding pandemic being investigated by a rogue government-built AI" novel WANDERERS is a buck-ninety-nine for your electromagnetic book reader of choice, but it is, so go enjoy an on-sale apocalypse?
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It's also rather telling that any attempt to make a "conservative version of Wikipedia" basically goes full nazi almost immediately
That the richest man in the world is determined to jam fascist misinformation into mainstream discourse is an emergency. I don't know how else we can talk about it.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just watched the POS car in front of me hit a squirrel, leaving it kicking and suffering in the street and now my day is completely ruined.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good morning
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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From now on, whenever that bastard opens his mouth, a woman should yell, "QUIET PIGGY!"
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Listening to the survivors and family of epstein’s abuse speak on Capitol Hill this morning ahead of the house vote and I didn’t expect to be sobbing my eyes out before 9 am, yet here I am
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I think “Quiet, Piggy” would be a fun thing to say to him and in fact maybe the only thing anyone should say to him from now on.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I feel like Porky The Litter Eater should be the subject of a short in the @rifftrax.com catalog
Ever since I learned this thing is less than ten miles from where I live, I haven't had a peaceful night's sleep.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I just watched the whole video, and not a single reporter stood up for her. Everyone just pivoted to asking questions on other topics.

This is shameful.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Smashed that NOTIFY ON LAUNCH button so damn hard that I hurt my hand
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Good morning
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Look what @dandrezner.bsky.social started over at the hellsite?
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM