Nom de Benoît
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i'm still going to call them tweets
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Is it wrong to regift old free massage coupons from your ex?
June 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is it wrong to regift old free massage coupons from your ex?
i like rpg video games because you will kill a bear that's been granted power and driven mad by an exiled god, and when you search them for whatever diabolical artifacts that they might carry it's something like a turnip and a bottle of wine
June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i like rpg video games because you will kill a bear that's been granted power and driven mad by an exiled god, and when you search them for whatever diabolical artifacts that they might carry it's something like a turnip and a bottle of wine
I think the Friends spin-off, Joey, would have been more successful if they called it Trials and Tribbianis
May 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I think the Friends spin-off, Joey, would have been more successful if they called it Trials and Tribbianis
assert dominance at yoga class by farting before you've even started the first pose
April 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
assert dominance at yoga class by farting before you've even started the first pose
i want more money put towards medical research so that one day we may finally discover a cure for hulkamania
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i want more money put towards medical research so that one day we may finally discover a cure for hulkamania
every office has that one lady who’s always bundled up in a blanket. if you don’t see one in your office, it’s because it’s you.
April 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
every office has that one lady who’s always bundled up in a blanket. if you don’t see one in your office, it’s because it’s you.
I need an AI that will stop my LinkedIn posts from sounding like Acadamy Awards acceptance speeches
April 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I need an AI that will stop my LinkedIn posts from sounding like Acadamy Awards acceptance speeches
in my day nazis held soup ladles, not office
February 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
in my day nazis held soup ladles, not office
did chumbawamba ever get up again?
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
did chumbawamba ever get up again?
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I’m glad the sun is dying. It’s so annoying.
January 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m glad the sun is dying. It’s so annoying.
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“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
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Just getting back from finding the remote deep in my couch cushions, where I reigned as king of Narnia for 15 years
January 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just getting back from finding the remote deep in my couch cushions, where I reigned as king of Narnia for 15 years
i talk a big game for someone who has never battened down a single hatch
January 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i talk a big game for someone who has never battened down a single hatch
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Batman’s cool and all but…forever?
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Batman’s cool and all but…forever?
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This too shall smash or pass.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This too shall smash or pass.
is a joint a dumpling or a burrito?
January 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
is a joint a dumpling or a burrito?
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You come to me on this, the day the boys are back in town?
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You come to me on this, the day the boys are back in town?
i guess the tiktok refugee thing was good practice for what's to come
January 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i guess the tiktok refugee thing was good practice for what's to come
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I’m afraid the emails have found me
January 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m afraid the emails have found me
the only red hat-wearing crook i care about stealing the Panama Canal is Carmen Sandiego
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the only red hat-wearing crook i care about stealing the Panama Canal is Carmen Sandiego
i appreciate when a dog raises a paw to shake hands before they're given a treat, like they're doing a little business deal
January 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i appreciate when a dog raises a paw to shake hands before they're given a treat, like they're doing a little business deal
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She’s a ten but she’s also the final boss.
January 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
She’s a ten but she’s also the final boss.
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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.
December 9, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.
all the tasks I said I would "circle back to in the new year"
a flock of birds flying through a cloudy sky with the word travis in the corner .
Alt: a kettle of vultures circling above.
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January 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
all the tasks I said I would "circle back to in the new year"