Not that Buffy
@notthatbuffy.bsky.social
Semi-professional napper. Chemo enthusiast.
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brad lander primary chuck schumer
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
brad lander primary chuck schumer
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
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Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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I don't know how much oxygen there is for another store. But this is full mad king unreal. He ordered Army Corps to do a massive water release that created near flood conditions and flooded a bunch of farmland with no warning to the farmers.
Remember how Trump said he "sent the military in and opened up the water flow" in CA? It appears he forced the Army Corps to just drain reservoirs into recently flooded farmland without telling local farmers or leaders. “In 25 years, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
sjvwater.org/decision-to-...
sjvwater.org/decision-to-...
Decision to dump water from Tulare County lakes altered after sending locals into a mad scramble – SJV Water
Water managers were relieved Thursday evening after the Army Corps of Engineers agreed to back off of a sudden decision earlier in the day to dump massive
sjvwater.org
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't know how much oxygen there is for another store. But this is full mad king unreal. He ordered Army Corps to do a massive water release that created near flood conditions and flooded a bunch of farmland with no warning to the farmers.
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Nothing is stopping you from eating a big handful of Ghirardelli milk chocolate chips right out of the bag right now
January 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nothing is stopping you from eating a big handful of Ghirardelli milk chocolate chips right out of the bag right now
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Commit the sin of empathy.
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Commit the sin of empathy.
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Thoroughly deceased. 💀
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Thoroughly deceased. 💀
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I invite the president to scrutinize my hand gesture
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I invite the president to scrutinize my hand gesture
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Why is literally everything an ad?
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Why is literally everything an ad?
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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I wonder when Trump starts to realize that he sowed himself into a sack with a few billion dollars, Elon Musk, a cat and a snake and had the sack tossed into the Tiber.
December 19, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I wonder when Trump starts to realize that he sowed himself into a sack with a few billion dollars, Elon Musk, a cat and a snake and had the sack tossed into the Tiber.
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Happy 75th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 75 years old since 1993
December 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Happy 75th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 75 years old since 1993
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i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
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You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.
November 6, 2024 at 10:38 PM
You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.
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Finished reading SYSTEM COLLAPSE last night, and if anyone needs me I'll be in my assigned cabin watching Cruel Romance Personage.
Thank you @marthawells.bsky.social , you deadset genius ❤️
Thank you @marthawells.bsky.social , you deadset genius ❤️
December 10, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Finished reading SYSTEM COLLAPSE last night, and if anyone needs me I'll be in my assigned cabin watching Cruel Romance Personage.
Thank you @marthawells.bsky.social , you deadset genius ❤️
Thank you @marthawells.bsky.social , you deadset genius ❤️
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i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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the sistine chapel is also a great example
the pope's master of ceremonies, biagio da cesena, told michelangelo 'the last judgment' was more suitable for a brothel
so michelangelo was like alright man I'm gonna draw you with donkey ears and a snake biting your dick for everyone to look at forever
the pope's master of ceremonies, biagio da cesena, told michelangelo 'the last judgment' was more suitable for a brothel
so michelangelo was like alright man I'm gonna draw you with donkey ears and a snake biting your dick for everyone to look at forever
October 11, 2023 at 5:11 AM
the sistine chapel is also a great example
the pope's master of ceremonies, biagio da cesena, told michelangelo 'the last judgment' was more suitable for a brothel
so michelangelo was like alright man I'm gonna draw you with donkey ears and a snake biting your dick for everyone to look at forever
the pope's master of ceremonies, biagio da cesena, told michelangelo 'the last judgment' was more suitable for a brothel
so michelangelo was like alright man I'm gonna draw you with donkey ears and a snake biting your dick for everyone to look at forever