OafBear
@oafbear.bsky.social
American ex-pat in New Zealand. I am a wallflower. I observe.
I'm curious but quiet.
I'm curious but quiet.
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April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup.
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
The Weird Hilarity of Grief: A Celebration — The Haunt*
A few weeks ago I was lying on the floor of my office, petting my old man dog and telling him how handsome he was before I called it a night. He was lounging half asleep on his bed, end-to-end with an...
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April 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup.
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
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my dream blunt rotation involves sitting in a silent, sparsly decorated room with Tilda Swinton and the Olsen Twins until Tilda harshes the vibe by eating a live animal
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
my dream blunt rotation involves sitting in a silent, sparsly decorated room with Tilda Swinton and the Olsen Twins until Tilda harshes the vibe by eating a live animal
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gavin newsom digging up strom rn to get him on the podcast
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
gavin newsom digging up strom rn to get him on the podcast
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
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I’m now “eat 1 egg roll, gain 15lbs & lose the feeling in my left foot” yrs old
February 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m now “eat 1 egg roll, gain 15lbs & lose the feeling in my left foot” yrs old
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
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The next pope has already been selected: 19-year-old tech wunderkind "Mega Dong"
February 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The next pope has already been selected: 19-year-old tech wunderkind "Mega Dong"
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grown man who leans to the side when making a turn in mario kart
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
grown man who leans to the side when making a turn in mario kart
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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.
February 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.
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NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga.
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.
www.jacobsilverman.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga.
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
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Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
We sent off the older of our two boys to university yesterday. Got him settled in his dorm room and came home. It’s quiet without him and I miss him.
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We sent off the older of our two boys to university yesterday. Got him settled in his dorm room and came home. It’s quiet without him and I miss him.
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Clear-eyed, direct NYT op-ed by @jamellebouie.net using the kind of non-euphemistic language the headlines should embrace:
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Clear-eyed, direct NYT op-ed by @jamellebouie.net using the kind of non-euphemistic language the headlines should embrace:
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TIL that Canola is basically another name for what used to be called rapeseed and I imagine that rebranding meeting went something like this:
Industry Person: But what could our new name be
Branding Person: Here is the unabridged English dictionary. Choose literally any other word.
Industry Person: But what could our new name be
Branding Person: Here is the unabridged English dictionary. Choose literally any other word.
February 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
TIL that Canola is basically another name for what used to be called rapeseed and I imagine that rebranding meeting went something like this:
Industry Person: But what could our new name be
Branding Person: Here is the unabridged English dictionary. Choose literally any other word.
Industry Person: But what could our new name be
Branding Person: Here is the unabridged English dictionary. Choose literally any other word.
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RFK Jr's head looks like it came off a Warhammer figure
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
RFK Jr's head looks like it came off a Warhammer figure