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talia
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trans. gay.

she/her
mamma mia
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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"Now quite frankly you will see me one more time if you say good, and additionally you'll see me two more times if you say bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the friday vibe is "just make it stop" by Low.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
would anyone like to put lotion on my back (non sexual). i am so dry
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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sexuality-erasing Gonzo was like: and Tiny Tim, who was NOT bi
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I see you're hurt. Good.
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Could be worse. Probably will be.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ive got rabies watch out
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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LOGGING TO THE SHADOWLANDS BBS...

PULLING UP THREADS...

<ashtraypup> so hey seattle, how big's your polycule at this point

<1976athletics> gotta involve at least 3 holo-idols at this point right

<sunkcostsboss> ha ha, very funny

<sunkcostsboss> anyway lemme pull up the chart
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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BADMINTN.BMF
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
have only seen the first two eps but i would immediately be on the plurb train. plurb me up inside
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
kind of getting my shit plurbed rn
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The best philosophical work of our age
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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New blog post!!!! Perfect for if you've been looking to read about hyena penises and being trans
spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta)
breaking the seal on philosophising about animal genitalia
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December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
would anyone like a 2007 sony bravia
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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03 Dec 2025
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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a piece of feedback i think about a lot was someone who was like hello, longtime fan, love your stuff but i disagree about ex machina. the point of that movie was that the robots were evil
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Honk honk honk," honked the goose, forlornly.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM