The Guy in the Hat
@oldmanyelling.bsky.social
Still part owner of Comic World & Games, but moving forward with my writing, with a little luck and a lot of help from folks like you reading this.
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
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Weapons (2025)
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Weapons (2025)
Every rally tomorrow better have Not Like Us on repeat, or y'all missed the dang point.
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Every rally tomorrow better have Not Like Us on repeat, or y'all missed the dang point.
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Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Great moments in redaction history.
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Probably best to chase it indefinitely
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
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A great reminder that no matter how clear you think you have made the meaning of your work, there will always be avid fans of it who nonetheless miss the point entirely.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A great reminder that no matter how clear you think you have made the meaning of your work, there will always be avid fans of it who nonetheless miss the point entirely.
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Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years
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Oscar on set (honoring Wrightson)
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oscar on set (honoring Wrightson)
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Me at 42: I'm really attracted to tomboys and lesbians
Me at 10: this is the finest woman I've ever seen
Me at 10: this is the finest woman I've ever seen
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Me at 42: I'm really attracted to tomboys and lesbians
Me at 10: this is the finest woman I've ever seen
Me at 10: this is the finest woman I've ever seen
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I love to stand in the shower with my hands against the wall and my head bowed, water running down the elaborate back tattoo that hints at the torment within
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love to stand in the shower with my hands against the wall and my head bowed, water running down the elaborate back tattoo that hints at the torment within
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Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
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its wild how slippery objective consensus reality is right now
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
its wild how slippery objective consensus reality is right now
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I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
Pope Leo XIV canonized Carlo Acutis, a 15-year-old who died in 2006, as the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint on Sunday.
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
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The touching story of a man, his immortal cosmic god wife, his sometimes evil mind control domme, his wife’s sometimes evil devil-worshipping domme clone, his brother who dates the clone, his wife’s short Canadian boyfriend who sleeps in the adjoining room,
February 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The touching story of a man, his immortal cosmic god wife, his sometimes evil mind control domme, his wife’s sometimes evil devil-worshipping domme clone, his brother who dates the clone, his wife’s short Canadian boyfriend who sleeps in the adjoining room,
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"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
August 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
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what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
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every dev team has 1 guy who looks like he would probably stab and/or fistfight you if you met him in a dark alley, but then during some meeting he'll be like "sorry brb, one of my 23 cats knocked over my bonsai collection and it fell into the artisanal tea jar"
August 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
every dev team has 1 guy who looks like he would probably stab and/or fistfight you if you met him in a dark alley, but then during some meeting he'll be like "sorry brb, one of my 23 cats knocked over my bonsai collection and it fell into the artisanal tea jar"
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The absolute best is Feudal MF DOOM
August 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The absolute best is Feudal MF DOOM
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Reading this @gqmagazine.bsky.social profile of Hasan Piker and oh my god this paragraph just made me feel like the cryptkeeper www.gq.com/story/hasan-...
August 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reading this @gqmagazine.bsky.social profile of Hasan Piker and oh my god this paragraph just made me feel like the cryptkeeper www.gq.com/story/hasan-...
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GORDON RAMSEY: and, one more thing, where are you honouring - in the observence, right?
MILDLY EMBARRASSED COOK AT SOME SHITHOLE: ah no, generally uh, generally we are honouring in the breach
GORDON RAMSEY: in the breach. fuck me.
MILDLY EMBARRASSED COOK AT SOME SHITHOLE: ah no, generally uh, generally we are honouring in the breach
GORDON RAMSEY: in the breach. fuck me.
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
GORDON RAMSEY: and, one more thing, where are you honouring - in the observence, right?
MILDLY EMBARRASSED COOK AT SOME SHITHOLE: ah no, generally uh, generally we are honouring in the breach
GORDON RAMSEY: in the breach. fuck me.
MILDLY EMBARRASSED COOK AT SOME SHITHOLE: ah no, generally uh, generally we are honouring in the breach
GORDON RAMSEY: in the breach. fuck me.
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appropriate that the calvinists are now moving toward a vision of god as tyrannical leader of a cult of personality
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
appropriate that the calvinists are now moving toward a vision of god as tyrannical leader of a cult of personality
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Writers in 2025: gotta make sure my world building is consistent or they'll tear me to shreds online
Robert E Howard, 1935: Conan's a pirate in this one! Now he's a frontiersman! Now he's leading a charge of knights!
Robert E Howard, 1935: Conan's a pirate in this one! Now he's a frontiersman! Now he's leading a charge of knights!
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Writers in 2025: gotta make sure my world building is consistent or they'll tear me to shreds online
Robert E Howard, 1935: Conan's a pirate in this one! Now he's a frontiersman! Now he's leading a charge of knights!
Robert E Howard, 1935: Conan's a pirate in this one! Now he's a frontiersman! Now he's leading a charge of knights!
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Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement