Jared Olsen
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Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
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There’s a real chance he strokes out tonight in a fit of rage.
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There’s a real chance he strokes out tonight in a fit of rage.
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Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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true crime podcasters should have a clearance rate except if you’re not able to solve the crime you’re not allowed to do more podcasts
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
true crime podcasters should have a clearance rate except if you’re not able to solve the crime you’re not allowed to do more podcasts
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Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
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I wonder if the people pushing for fossil fuel deregulation will be thought of fondly by their grandchildren while they're cooking strips of rat meat on the boiling asphalt of an abandoned Sears parking lot
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wonder if the people pushing for fossil fuel deregulation will be thought of fondly by their grandchildren while they're cooking strips of rat meat on the boiling asphalt of an abandoned Sears parking lot
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
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I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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The final tragedy of Donald Trump will be that he will die more peacefully than he deserves
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The final tragedy of Donald Trump will be that he will die more peacefully than he deserves
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Blown the fuck out
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Blown the fuck out
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say what you will about bo burnham but there’s some tracks from inside that still slap like all eyes on me
“you say the ocean’s rising
like i give a shit
you say the whole world’s ending
honey it already did”
goes as hard as it did over four years ago
“you say the ocean’s rising
like i give a shit
you say the whole world’s ending
honey it already did”
goes as hard as it did over four years ago
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
say what you will about bo burnham but there’s some tracks from inside that still slap like all eyes on me
“you say the ocean’s rising
like i give a shit
you say the whole world’s ending
honey it already did”
goes as hard as it did over four years ago
“you say the ocean’s rising
like i give a shit
you say the whole world’s ending
honey it already did”
goes as hard as it did over four years ago
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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my husband just told me that the Jimmy Neutron movie was his radicalizing moment, and then he said, “no gods, no masters, no parents, no bedtimes”
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
my husband just told me that the Jimmy Neutron movie was his radicalizing moment, and then he said, “no gods, no masters, no parents, no bedtimes”
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
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While "peace" negotiations continue, remember that Russia could simply stop the war at any time.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
While "peace" negotiations continue, remember that Russia could simply stop the war at any time.
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True but I’m normal
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
True but I’m normal
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"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
One of the reasons why EYES WIDE SHUT has become such an unlikely Christmas movie is that it’s basically the IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE of fucking. www.vulture.com/2019/06/eyes...
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that