Spencer
@olspenny.bsky.social
I work in television sometimes, a warehouse other times. I make things when I can
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
Bringing a Buzzball Biggie to the party is always the right call, for the record 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bringing a Buzzball Biggie to the party is always the right call, for the record 🫡
Steven Weber of “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” fame asked if the seat next to me was taken (crowded Los Feliz 3 showing, no assigned seats), then we sat together for said movie, nary another word spoken
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Steven Weber of “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” fame asked if the seat next to me was taken (crowded Los Feliz 3 showing, no assigned seats), then we sat together for said movie, nary another word spoken
In a New York Movie / woo-ooh ooh / Everything can change
New York Movie - 1939
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103840
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103840
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In a New York Movie / woo-ooh ooh / Everything can change
Really glad my mom waited to defend her thesis until a few months after I was born, never realized it was an either/or thing. My existence I personally could take or leave but I don’t think my brother would have fared as well as an only child
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Really glad my mom waited to defend her thesis until a few months after I was born, never realized it was an either/or thing. My existence I personally could take or leave but I don’t think my brother would have fared as well as an only child
Rocking the Nacho with a little bit of money color palette
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Rocking the Nacho with a little bit of money color palette
When Bo Nix is on a cold streak and I’m in the mood to speak a lil’ francais I call him Bo N. Iver
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When Bo Nix is on a cold streak and I’m in the mood to speak a lil’ francais I call him Bo N. Iver
Podcast analyzing the Cavs coaching strategies called The Atkinson Diet
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Podcast analyzing the Cavs coaching strategies called The Atkinson Diet
Isaiah Joe: for my money, one of the best names in sports
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Isaiah Joe: for my money, one of the best names in sports
Watch out, Pablo Torre, someone’s coming for your Finding Out crown
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Watch out, Pablo Torre, someone’s coming for your Finding Out crown
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IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
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Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test
“‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ will be preempted indefinitely,” an ABC spokeswoman said Wednesday, as Disney leans into an authoritarian future.
www.wsj.com/business/med...
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Disney to Pull Jimmy Kimmel’s Show After Kirk Remarks
Disney said it is pulling ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel’s show in the wake of remarks he made about the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
www.wsj.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test
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"online extremism" monitors when the entire Philadelphia region starts posting "Year of Jihaad" memes
July 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"online extremism" monitors when the entire Philadelphia region starts posting "Year of Jihaad" memes
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dude I love The National because it all sounds like a man whose greatest goal is living in Neil McCauleys house from Heat with no furniture
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
dude I love The National because it all sounds like a man whose greatest goal is living in Neil McCauleys house from Heat with no furniture
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Oh no, they yassified Please Don’t Destroy!
FX Greenlights Ryan Murphy’s ‘The Shards’; Igby Rigney, Homer Gere, Graham Campbell Join Kaia Gerber
Ryan Murphy's 'The Shards' has officially been greenlit to series at FX. Igby Rigney, Homer Gere and Graham Campbell join Kaia Gerber in the lead cast
deadline.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh no, they yassified Please Don’t Destroy!
Was pretty stressed here
June 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Was pretty stressed here
I had Steve Ballmer, Sumner Redstone, and the director of Toy Story 3 speak at my commencement ceremonies. None of those motherfuckers are Kermit the Frog, and that is why I will continue to withhold donations from my Alma mater
That loser who can't swim is mad at a puppet and admitting so on television lmaooo you could not force me to do this you could not pay me enough
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had Steve Ballmer, Sumner Redstone, and the director of Toy Story 3 speak at my commencement ceremonies. None of those motherfuckers are Kermit the Frog, and that is why I will continue to withhold donations from my Alma mater
Sparks games tend to average like 1-3 NBA players in attendance per game
May 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sparks games tend to average like 1-3 NBA players in attendance per game
Diarrhea Planet at Brooklyn Bowl 2016
so we did worst concert experience, what's your best concert experience?
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
May 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Diarrhea Planet at Brooklyn Bowl 2016
Absolutely loathe commercials that are in the style of a TikTok popping up on a damn TV broadcast. What hell have we created for ourselves that broadcast television flow is now a lamentable lost art
April 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Absolutely loathe commercials that are in the style of a TikTok popping up on a damn TV broadcast. What hell have we created for ourselves that broadcast television flow is now a lamentable lost art
Answer: not a goddamn thing, as I am in my mid-30s
April 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Answer: not a goddamn thing, as I am in my mid-30s
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winning young men to progressivism by promising them sick gains from time under tension upholding the social contract
March 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
winning young men to progressivism by promising them sick gains from time under tension upholding the social contract
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People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.
More like The New Dork Times
March 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
More like The New Dork Times
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.