Onemus
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Onemus
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@thelouvreof.bsky.social interested in branching out into sports?
I can get my lawyer draw up a deal and we can each put 10 grand in escrow so it’s all nice and legal. What are you afraid of, pussy? Being wrong? Because you know you are.
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Me to UVA
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I hope it says HUSTLE in hebrew on the back lmao
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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hey I know the spelling bee is fun but it’s keeping this kinda shit afloat so maybe time to divest
Top *eight* articles on NYT devoted to Charlie Kirk, top one asks if he will be remembered like MLK. This is a man who only a tiny percent of Americans had even heard of before his death, whose views are too nasty for NYT to detail. But they are trying so hard to turn into martyr.
September 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Every couple of years I have a new Mortal Enemy and I can tell you that all of my mental energy is trained on sending a spiritual death ray to Sam Altman, what a fucking nightmare idiot grifter jfc
August 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.

Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.

Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, all the way off
August 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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engagement bait isn't cool. repost if you agree
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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If you think the people in a state that went for Trump deserves whatever happens to them but you are exempt from this as a citizen of a country that went for Trump you gotta break that down for me
July 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM