Ova Nova
@ovanova.bsky.social
Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Pinned
I don't know why they are called 'speed bumps', if anything they slow you down 🤷
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't know why they are called 'speed bumps', if anything they slow you down 🤷
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gonna turn this housefly into a homefly
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
gonna turn this housefly into a homefly
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Vasily Leonidovich Khudyakov (Russian Artist, born 1983)
“The sun is setting” 2022
Oil on canvas, 60 x 40 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
“The sun is setting” 2022
Oil on canvas, 60 x 40 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Vasily Leonidovich Khudyakov (Russian Artist, born 1983)
“The sun is setting” 2022
Oil on canvas, 60 x 40 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
“The sun is setting” 2022
Oil on canvas, 60 x 40 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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Felt like my brain was leaking but the doctor says it's all in my head
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Felt like my brain was leaking but the doctor says it's all in my head
Did I kill the plant or was the plant not suited to a fast paced environment?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Did I kill the plant or was the plant not suited to a fast paced environment?
Got the winter duvet on, so now when I break wind in bed it's got the double bass vibe.
Winning.
Winning.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Got the winter duvet on, so now when I break wind in bed it's got the double bass vibe.
Winning.
Winning.
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My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
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A3 Frankenstein prints are here, I've got two spare (of seven in the world) if you want one DM me now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A3 Frankenstein prints are here, I've got two spare (of seven in the world) if you want one DM me now.
It's been 7 hours and 15 days.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's been 7 hours and 15 days.
Back once again with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Back once again with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour
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Roses are red
Lions are noble
Lions are noble
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Roses are red
Lions are noble
Lions are noble
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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happy monday I guess
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
happy monday I guess
I left the key to my mind on the bus.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I left the key to my mind on the bus.
With the ill behaviour
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
With the ill behaviour
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How did we guage emotions before rollercoasters ?
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How did we guage emotions before rollercoasters ?
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pushing my luck is all the exercise i need
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
pushing my luck is all the exercise i need
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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Zack Polanski tears into the Chancellor's Budget on the BBC's Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg 🎥
🗣️ 'When are we gonna see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires?'
🗣️ 'When are we gonna see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires?'
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Zack Polanski tears into the Chancellor's Budget on the BBC's Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg 🎥
🗣️ 'When are we gonna see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires?'
🗣️ 'When are we gonna see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires?'
I just saved £250 on my car insurance by putting my car in reverse and leaving the scene of the accident.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I just saved £250 on my car insurance by putting my car in reverse and leaving the scene of the accident.