The Marxist Owl ☭𖤐
@owlmarxist.bsky.social
In your tree watching you
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Pinned
The japes of the revolution will never cease; the shitposts of the proletariat will never go silent; the quips and wisecracking of the working peoples of the world will fill our hearts with gladness.
we are actually very much in a civil war right now. what you are witnessing is insurgency. insurgencies typically start very small, with disparate group and “lone wolf” actions, on all parts of the political spectrum.
We are not in a war. Killing soldiers on a street corner in D.C. is an act of war only if you are a legitimate combatant. Calling it terrorism is charitable; it is simply murder. It is also what I've been worried about for weeks. Soldiers on the street can't police. All they do is present a target.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
we are actually very much in a civil war right now. what you are witnessing is insurgency. insurgencies typically start very small, with disparate group and “lone wolf” actions, on all parts of the political spectrum.
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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today I'm thankful for anti-imperialism and the inevitability of a dictatorship of the proletariat
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
today I'm thankful for anti-imperialism and the inevitability of a dictatorship of the proletariat
hey can somebody make me a barn owl pic doing ahegao face plz and thx
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
hey can somebody make me a barn owl pic doing ahegao face plz and thx
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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It’s made better/worse by the properties of the language itself:
Ahora-ahorita-ahoritita- and so on and so forth
Ahora-ahorita-ahoritita- and so on and so forth
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s made better/worse by the properties of the language itself:
Ahora-ahorita-ahoritita- and so on and so forth
Ahora-ahorita-ahoritita- and so on and so forth
you could simply stop posting because you’re bad at it, buddha bitch
If you were following at a safe distance then you could have simply slowed to a stop behind her. You are free to turn in that license you need not have at any time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you could simply stop posting because you’re bad at it, buddha bitch
i want that gun
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i want that gun
perfection from erin as always
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
perfection from erin as always
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
black coffee, no sugar: perfect
coffee with milk/cream, no sugar: acceptable, good with desserts
coffee with milk/cream and sugar: a delightful treat
black coffee, sugar: what the FUCK is wrong with you
coffee with milk/cream, no sugar: acceptable, good with desserts
coffee with milk/cream and sugar: a delightful treat
black coffee, sugar: what the FUCK is wrong with you
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
black coffee, no sugar: perfect
coffee with milk/cream, no sugar: acceptable, good with desserts
coffee with milk/cream and sugar: a delightful treat
black coffee, sugar: what the FUCK is wrong with you
coffee with milk/cream, no sugar: acceptable, good with desserts
coffee with milk/cream and sugar: a delightful treat
black coffee, sugar: what the FUCK is wrong with you
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the only way to enact political change is to barge into a closed circle of people who all agree with you, and then start saying the things you all agree on in the most annoying way possible. preferably in all caps until you've been excluded from yet another group chat. this is how we win!
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the only way to enact political change is to barge into a closed circle of people who all agree with you, and then start saying the things you all agree on in the most annoying way possible. preferably in all caps until you've been excluded from yet another group chat. this is how we win!
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me: i hate black friday there's no sales
also me: baby did you know black friday is in my room? my clothes are 100% off
also me: baby did you know black friday is in my room? my clothes are 100% off
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
me: i hate black friday there's no sales
also me: baby did you know black friday is in my room? my clothes are 100% off
also me: baby did you know black friday is in my room? my clothes are 100% off
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babe keep thanking it, im about to give
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
babe keep thanking it, im about to give
Cat Squasher 2000 Pro
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Cat Squasher 2000 Pro
okay but this is actually exactly how I feel
I have not once said that I feel cis, for much the same reasons I haven't once said I'm trans, because I don't know, and I don't need to know what I am, as long as I'm me, which by the way I do feel like I am right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
okay but this is actually exactly how I feel
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This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
fingerblasting in the alley behind that dive bar! cunnilingusing in the woods! scissoring on the grassy hill by the gay denny's! making out in the front row at the local drag show!
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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They are missunderstood creatures...
They mean no harm...
They mean no harm...
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They are missunderstood creatures...
They mean no harm...
They mean no harm...
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Acting like “non binary” and “woman” are opposites or couldn’t possibly coexist in one’s identity really leads to some narrow thinking. Non binary women exist. No one controls how their gender feels, it’s a whole spectrum.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Acting like “non binary” and “woman” are opposites or couldn’t possibly coexist in one’s identity really leads to some narrow thinking. Non binary women exist. No one controls how their gender feels, it’s a whole spectrum.
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posting the classics
Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
posting the classics
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
incredibly important
YOU: Are you threatening me? that’s against the law.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
ME: Mutual Combat is legal in WA State. It’s not my fault you live in a state run by mouthy cowards who don’t have the balls to back up their bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
incredibly important