Paige de Plume, Gentleman Pirate
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Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
January 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
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Someone left this comment on my IG post about Zuckerberg’s plea for more aggressive masculinity in capitalism, and I can’t stop laughing.
January 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Someone left this comment on my IG post about Zuckerberg’s plea for more aggressive masculinity in capitalism, and I can’t stop laughing.
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what’s your favorite fart sound? mines when they go up at the end and they sound like a question
May 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
what’s your favorite fart sound? mines when they go up at the end and they sound like a question
This was really hard to read and I am devastated for these women.
Also, I find that the content warning on this wasn't quite sufficient. There are also mentions/descriptions of what I would call (alleged) child abuse.
Also, I find that the content warning on this wasn't quite sufficient. There are also mentions/descriptions of what I would call (alleged) child abuse.
I hate every single possible thing about this, and I'm heartbroken about all of it.
www.vulture.com/article/neil...
www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This was really hard to read and I am devastated for these women.
Also, I find that the content warning on this wasn't quite sufficient. There are also mentions/descriptions of what I would call (alleged) child abuse.
Also, I find that the content warning on this wasn't quite sufficient. There are also mentions/descriptions of what I would call (alleged) child abuse.
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I know we get busy and distracted, but don't forget to take some time away from hating that fool Donald Trump to also hate that fool Elon Musk.
January 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know we get busy and distracted, but don't forget to take some time away from hating that fool Donald Trump to also hate that fool Elon Musk.
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I have no idea. Château de Pierrefonds.
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have no idea. Château de Pierrefonds.
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Diversity Equity and Inclusion matter. Do not let those who refuse to listen dictate the conversation. We have receipts!
January 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Diversity Equity and Inclusion matter. Do not let those who refuse to listen dictate the conversation. We have receipts!
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Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
January 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
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THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
January 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
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if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)
December 26, 2024 at 9:41 PM
if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)
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This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.
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FIRST RULE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!
December 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
FIRST RULE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!
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Had an appointment with my gynecologist today and playfully called him a "privates investigator," which he didn't seem to like very much.
December 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Had an appointment with my gynecologist today and playfully called him a "privates investigator," which he didn't seem to like very much.
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if the earth is so flat explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. you can’t.
December 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
if the earth is so flat explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. you can’t.
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Look folks, anything that suggests that we just "ignore" red states or even implies that decent, hard-working people whose progressive grassroots efforts are TWICE AS DIFFICULT because a gerrymandered deck is stacked against them be considered less important is going to make me balk.
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Look folks, anything that suggests that we just "ignore" red states or even implies that decent, hard-working people whose progressive grassroots efforts are TWICE AS DIFFICULT because a gerrymandered deck is stacked against them be considered less important is going to make me balk.
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Becky used to have a student who, when he got furious, would earnestly and loudly declare YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME.
I think about that kid a lot.
I think about that kid a lot.
March 2, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Becky used to have a student who, when he got furious, would earnestly and loudly declare YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME.
I think about that kid a lot.
I think about that kid a lot.
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Hi @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com! Would you please help save another beloved & inspiring show that needs a S3 finale? It has LGTBQ+ pirates, great love, fun & dark humor, a diverse cast & audience. 🏴☠️❤️🏳️🌈
Join the fight!
linktr.ee/renewasacrew
Hashtags to use:
#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#RenewAsACrew
Join the fight!
linktr.ee/renewasacrew
Hashtags to use:
#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#RenewAsACrew
January 14, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Hi @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com! Would you please help save another beloved & inspiring show that needs a S3 finale? It has LGTBQ+ pirates, great love, fun & dark humor, a diverse cast & audience. 🏴☠️❤️🏳️🌈
Join the fight!
linktr.ee/renewasacrew
Hashtags to use:
#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#RenewAsACrew
Join the fight!
linktr.ee/renewasacrew
Hashtags to use:
#SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#RenewAsACrew
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This. “Being respectful should be the default”.
January 3, 2024 at 1:10 PM
This. “Being respectful should be the default”.
This
You know I'll say no.
And I know I'll say no.
But inviting me anyway at least tells me that we're cool, you love me, and that's valuable. 🖤🖤🖤
And I know I'll say no.
But inviting me anyway at least tells me that we're cool, you love me, and that's valuable. 🖤🖤🖤
January 3, 2024 at 7:59 AM
This
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Actually:
Generative AI is a chop shop.
Tears up stolen work, parts it out.
Not a junk yard — that’s a legit form of recycling that depends on broken and unusable machinery.
A chop shop takes a working, stolen machine and destroys it to recombine parts into an illegitimate version.
Generative AI is a chop shop.
Tears up stolen work, parts it out.
Not a junk yard — that’s a legit form of recycling that depends on broken and unusable machinery.
A chop shop takes a working, stolen machine and destroys it to recombine parts into an illegitimate version.
January 2, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Actually:
Generative AI is a chop shop.
Tears up stolen work, parts it out.
Not a junk yard — that’s a legit form of recycling that depends on broken and unusable machinery.
A chop shop takes a working, stolen machine and destroys it to recombine parts into an illegitimate version.
Generative AI is a chop shop.
Tears up stolen work, parts it out.
Not a junk yard — that’s a legit form of recycling that depends on broken and unusable machinery.
A chop shop takes a working, stolen machine and destroys it to recombine parts into an illegitimate version.
I feel like quiet fireworks should have been invented by now
January 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I feel like quiet fireworks should have been invented by now
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repost for better luck next year
December 31, 2023 at 10:43 PM
repost for better luck next year
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Grief sucks
January 1, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Grief sucks