Lover of dogs, hockey, late 90’s pop music, video games, and miscellaneous Anime.
Surfing the internet trying to find a home
MLB: Guardians
NFL: currently Dolphins (ex-Browns but fuck them for signing a rapist)
College: South Carolina, Illinois, JMU
NBA: Lakers for Kareem and the history
NHL: Capitals
Soccer: Charlotte FC
MLB: Nats & Orioles
NFL: meh
College: Virginia Tech
NBA: Wizards (pity me)
NHL: #ALLCAPS
Soccer: Spirit & AS Roma
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)
Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"I love you," Alonso said.
Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"I love you," Alonso said.
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"I love you," Alonso said.
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
A hearty welcome.
A hearty welcome.
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍
staying home to romance the same character you always do in a video game: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
staying home to romance the same character you always do in a video game: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)
MLB: Guardians
NFL: currently Dolphins (ex-Browns but fuck them for signing a rapist)
College: South Carolina, Illinois, JMU
NBA: Lakers for Kareem and the history
NHL: Capitals
Soccer: Charlotte FC
MLB: Nats & Orioles
NFL: meh
College: Virginia Tech
NBA: Wizards (pity me)
NHL: #ALLCAPS
Soccer: Spirit & AS Roma
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)
But we need more stupid sports discourse (and other kinds too, I guess). Please, if you're able, help us out. Besides, sports is basically the toy section of life right now and we need all the low-stakes silliness we can get
But we need more stupid sports discourse (and other kinds too, I guess). Please, if you're able, help us out. Besides, sports is basically the toy section of life right now and we need all the low-stakes silliness we can get