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Jenna
@pandorablu.bsky.social
It’s always complicated.

Lover of dogs, hockey, late 90’s pop music, video games, and miscellaneous Anime.

Surfing the internet trying to find a home
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Sports Bluesky- Quote post with your favorite teams.
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)
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MLB: Guardians
NFL: currently Dolphins (ex-Browns but fuck them for signing a rapist)
College: South Carolina, Illinois, JMU
NBA: Lakers for Kareem and the history
NHL: Capitals
Soccer: Charlotte FC
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MLB: Nats & Orioles
NFL: meh
College: Virginia Tech
NBA: Wizards (pity me)
NHL: #ALLCAPS
Soccer: Spirit & AS Roma
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
February 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from.

Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"I love you," Alonso said.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."

"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."

"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from.

Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"I love you," Alonso said.
February 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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Oh to be a shark
November 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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And to thee and thy company I bid
A hearty welcome.
November 10, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍
November 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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inside me are 2 wolves and i am training them both to attack on command
November 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Eagles players that the announcers are having to look up to make sure they’re real are putting up six on Dallas. America needs this so much
November 10, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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With all the new folks here, I figured I'd throw out a question. I'm shutting down my Twitter account, but I can't decide whether to deactivate it, or delete all tweets and keep a shell there, as suggested by this recent story. Curious what other people have chosen... lifehacker.com/dont-delete-...
Don't Delete Your X Account (Do This Instead)
It's temping to delete your X account now that things have gotten so bad. However, it's not the best move for your security.
lifehacker.com
November 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Alright, who made this? 🤣
November 11, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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But keep sending me those email discounts just in case.
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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So this week sucked, but I did see this STROLLER OF PUPPIES on Wednesday (cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social)
November 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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dating apps: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
staying home to romance the same character you always do in a video game: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
November 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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mariah carey is defrosting as we speak…
November 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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These need to make a comeback, officially. I’ve said it before, shortly after I joined here, but translucent controllers in a wide variety of colors were one of the best things from the late 90’s/early 00’s and it’s borderline criminal that they went away.
November 8, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 9, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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is menswear guy here bc we need him
November 8, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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free him
November 8, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Sports Bluesky- Quote post with your favorite teams.
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)
Sports Bluesky- Quote post with your favorite teams.
MLB: Guardians
NFL: currently Dolphins (ex-Browns but fuck them for signing a rapist)
College: South Carolina, Illinois, JMU
NBA: Lakers for Kareem and the history
NHL: Capitals
Soccer: Charlotte FC
Sports Bluesky- Quote post with your favorite teams.

MLB: Nats & Orioles
NFL: meh
College: Virginia Tech
NBA: Wizards (pity me)
NHL: #ALLCAPS
Soccer: Spirit & AS Roma
November 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Hi to all the new folks. It's better over here, by far.

But we need more stupid sports discourse (and other kinds too, I guess). Please, if you're able, help us out. Besides, sports is basically the toy section of life right now and we need all the low-stakes silliness we can get
November 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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One thing I have been remembering is that Trump just says stuff
November 7, 2024 at 6:30 PM